Splewdge

"A funnier way of saying "orgy"

"My wife was at a splewdge yesterday"
"You dumb shit"

by LazyFatfuck69 April 20, 2021

Spleggin gleggin

(Verb) ~a state of the world where an intelligent race invents at an exceedingly high speed and level and still has: murder, abuse of others, poverty, mass murder and war, pandemonium in equal, close to or higher than invention level.

“Hey john,how are you?”
“Spleggin gleggin”
The human race is total spleggin gleggin

by Jake splegginator August 1, 2022

Splendiferous

Splendiferous can be used in many different contexts. During sexual contact, when someone asks you how your day is going, or when you climax alone or with someone. It is also a good word to use when Harry Potter role playing. Sounds like your casting a spell.

Person A: How are you doing?
Person B: Splendiferous!

Person A: aUg I’m cumming!!!
Person B: Splendiferous

Person A: Your magonagussy is splendiferous!!!

by The one and only megonagussy February 6, 2023

Nutty-gum and fruit spleggings

What British "people" call peanut butter and jelly.

Oi bruv can your mum make us some nutty-gum and fruit spleggings sandwiches?

by Penis with a D October 27, 2022

Spleef

A east coast variation of the original European term Spliff: A large well rolled joint of atleased headie quality Marijuana containing 1 or more grams of Marijuana.

"Yo man you wanna hit this spleef?" Naw homie I just hit a personal spleef and I am smacked like a beesh.

by BatmanB June 10, 2007

to Splenda

Verb: the act of reverse-pickpocketing, only using splenda packets.

The splendeer takes a small packet of splenda and inconspicuously places it in the pocket, shoe, backpack, etc. of an oblivious splendee. Hoods are cheating. Then, time passes and the splendeer asks the splendee, "Check your ___ ." The slendee then checks, and is dumbfounded as to how a random packet of splenda got into their underwear.

past tense: Splenda'd
present/ future: Splenda

Debbie: Check your right pocket.
Hiraldo: There is nothing there.
Debbie: Thats right! Check your shoe.
Hiraldo: Oh em geez to Splenda!!!
Debbie: MAHAHAHA

by umbrella3 January 31, 2010

spleep

1). to ejaculate on someone. 2). to totally humilate someone.

Jim just spleeped on Martha!
Great game! We spleeped all over those guys.

by sundayisover July 8, 2010