Sperm Whales are a bunch of whales that have sex in the ocean. When the whale gets horny it produces gallons of sperm that mixes with the ocean water.
Sperm Whales are the horniest whale species known to man.
Sperm Whales are the horniest whale species known to man.
Child: MOM WHATS THAT?
Mom: Don't look honey.. those are two whales having sex
Dad : Those are called Sperm Whales *jerks off*
Child: Woah! whats thats white stuff!
Why is the ocean water so salty?.. Probably because of them Sperm Whales
Mom: Don't look honey.. those are two whales having sex
Dad : Those are called Sperm Whales *jerks off*
Child: Woah! whats thats white stuff!
Why is the ocean water so salty?.. Probably because of them Sperm Whales
by ilovespermwhaleslmao February 13, 2010
One who sucks cocks and swallows the pure energy or semen. A true Sperm Vampire does this deed to stay alive, kinda like a ho-bag.
Bill: Did you know Jamsession is a sperm vampire?
Fred: No way! How can you tell?
Bill: The cumstache that he is always sportin.
Fred: No way! How can you tell?
Bill: The cumstache that he is always sportin.
by The Jewgle and Mr. Forbes August 25, 2009
by unknown November 18, 2002
A woman who seems to have a tendancy to soak up semen from all directions with no obvious limitation.
stop pestering, ive shagged you 15 times already and its nearly time for breakfast.. Go make me a full english you fucking sperm sponge..
by Drex Johnson September 18, 2008
After our first child my wife told me she couldn't get pregnant 11 years later when i was asking for a divorce she magically got pregnant. Well too bad for her I left anyway now looking to see if I can sue her for lying and being a sperm stealer.
by misstress69 January 26, 2012
I was walking up the steps when all of a sudden, someone sperm tailed me from behind and I almost fell over.
by killerqueen33 November 20, 2008
by Chimney Sweep 900 May 22, 2010