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smurfberries 

This is another word for triple c, since they are red, have a sweet taste, and if you take enough of them then you start tripping like a smurf. The safe dosage is usually 6, though I've taken up to 8 without any trouble. Wouldn't suggest going over this though. Besides DXM, the other chemical in these is really dangerous, and can make for a very nasty & painful overdose.
Me and my friend were popping some smurfberries earlier.
smurfberries by Aaron September 18, 2004
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Smurfin it 

To suffer from blue balls.
"Damn man, Jason ain't had sex in weeks."
"Aww dude he must be smurfin it bad."
"Yeah, he needs to start beatin his meat."
Smurfin it by skizzle mcnizzle November 9, 2008

smurf bluecocky 

The act of a smurf ejaculating. When such event happens a large thick blue liquid is released covering everything in it's range of fire.
"this room is covered in a blue liquid, what happened?"
"Oh...a smurf bluecocky"
Can take the place of any number of verbs.
I smurfed the smurfing smurf in her smurf hole!
smurf by Weirdboyscott January 6, 2003

Smurffed Adoptee 

A feeling "blue" coming of age adopted child, whose adoptive parents will not or cannot provide him with information on his or her birth family.

There is only one known worse situation than being condemned to adopted smurffdom. This added predicament comes instantly to mind, when recognized, is that the victim must face the world as a freckle-faced, red-headed, adopted step-child!
"I'm feeling sad and blue," said the smurffed adoptee after newly informed of his non-being status.
Smurffed Adoptee by gravy111 November 14, 2010

Birth a Chocolate Smurf 

Slang for excreting fecal matter.
"Sweet mother of God, I really need to birth a chocolate smurf!"