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Smurf

In the world of gaming, particularly massive online battle arenas (MOBAs), an experienced player who plays on a low-level account. This type of person is typically an egocentric and unsympathetic piece of human filth who ruins the gaming experience of actually inexperienced players by making them completely unable to play the game.

Being a smurf stems from deep-seated insecurity about one's value in life, in response to which the smurf seeks to confirm to himself his self-worth by proving that he is better than someone at something.
Gamer's friend: Dude, you're getting destroyed.
Gamer: Yeah, this fucking bag-o-dicks smurf gets off on ruining other people's games.
by Lezzer7 May 24, 2016
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Smurfed

When a man covers his penis in blue food coloring, and has sex with a woman, causing her to slowly turn blue from the inside out. The man will often exclaim after ejaculation, "You just got Smurfed!" and immediately run out of the room, never to be seen again.
You just got smurfed!
by Cpnmrgn January 18, 2018
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smurfs

Police officers/Cops

Because they dress in Blue and have white vehicles (in most countries Blue and White)
Don't speed up dude, there are smurfs behind us.
by masongr March 20, 2016
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The smurfs

The smurfs are Coloma convent girls school because of their blue ugly uniform
“Have you noticed how blue the Coloma girls uniforms are ?”
“Yeah they look like The smurfs
by Cherry Tea June 12, 2019
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smurf

Aww... Jeff you spilt my drink you Smurf
by Aakell May 10, 2009
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Smurfs

Short Mothers You Really like to fuck.
Goddamn! There are Smurfs everywhere!
by Marshy Sugar Tits I October 7, 2011
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Smurfed

When a girl does something to you sexual
by KrashIsAJerk July 26, 2011
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