Smart Jock

The exceptional individual who is not only extremely intelligent, but also an All Star athlete. This rare individual defies the "dumb jock" stereotype.

Hey, I know this smart jock who can hold and read Crime and Punishment in one hand while making a 3 point shot with the other!

by Smart Jock January 12, 2004

smart ass

Someone who uses sarcasm to make witty points.

Oh that was smart ass-ness? I would have never guessed!

by Forwyn October 9, 2016

Smart ass Internet people

Annoying ass people that use the internet to hide themselves and talk crap in a smart ass logical genuis way. And somehow think that there better than everyone else and say that everything created in earth that people like or enjoy are retarded and immature.

NORMAL PERSON:likes something on internet
Smart ass Internet people:OH thats gay and for little kids.

by cracker mijo August 21, 2011

smart one, dumb one

sarcastically making fun of an idiots mistake. designed to make them feel like shit and make you feel like a bigger, better person

craig: damn it, i just drove my car into a tree!
josh: smart one, dumb one..

by wharfytime April 29, 2010

smart phone junky

A person who is always, I mean ALWAYS on their smart phone, whatever the setting may be- parties, dinners, walking around, driving in a car, classroom, bed, breakfast, lunch, work time, free time, etc. This person is turning into a robot by the minute and his/her brain is slowly turning to mush. He/she is becoming more addicted to his/her phone, more selfish, forgetful, inconsiderate of real-life situations, etc., and it is really starting to piss me off. Real life situations, real people, education > social networking, texting, games.

Dude, stop being a smart phone junky, put your iPhone down for one second, and actually give a shit about something else for a change.

by smart phone junky specialist June 14, 2013

Smart Phone

A wireless device that spends most of its time tethered to a charging cable.

Birds ate my Smart Phone battery - you have a spare ipod cable lying around?

by Manny Dalavera August 6, 2012

smart tard

A person who is smart when it comes to some things, but retarded when it comes to others.

She's book smart, but when it comes to street smart, she's retarded. That girl's a smart tard.

by Smart tards friend January 28, 2008