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Tequila Slammer

A cocktail where a measure of tequila, a measure of lemon juice, and some sparkling wine are poured directly into a glass without stirring or shaking, then the glass is slammed onto the bar or table to mix the ingredients. It is advisable to cover the top of the glass with a hand for this part.

Note: Weaker glasses may break, so use a strong glass.
Bob and me have been doing Tequila Slammers all night
by Poker_Weirdo December 9, 2008
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dick spammer

someone who talks shit over the internet and you will never see them
guy 1: " i'll beat your ass".

guy 2: " dude your such a dick spammer, shut up"
by nightmare892 December 26, 2008
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Alabama Turkey Slammer

The delicate process or jerking off with the soft under skin of a turkey's neck while trying to stuff it for thanksgiving
"Bentley got a little aroused while making thanksgiving dinner and decided he'd try the Alabama Turkey Slammer. That night the family sat down to dinner and all said what they were thankful for, Bentley of course was thankful that no one had noticed that the white sauce packet had not been opened"
by the real dovakin November 20, 2016
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Eskimo Slammer

The beverage of choice after you've had a few drinks, consisting of water & ice.
(At the bar) "Damn, I'm pretty drunk. Just give me an Eskimo Slammer."
by RyanJL November 19, 2007
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clam slammer

the act of angering the vagina by licking ones palm and violently slapping her naughty place
after performing a perfect jelly doughnut, Tim executed a clam slammer flawlessly.
by jposey September 13, 2006
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spammered

When you go on vacation, and come back to a mailbox full of junk mail.
I left for a week and my inbox got spammered with offers.
by Bob Dean February 23, 2006
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spammercial

newfound television commercials claiming to award ringtones, wallpapers, screensavers, or cash prizes to whoever texts the magic word to "1234"; the equivalent of TV spam, pop-ups, etc.
TV: TEXT "VAGINA" to "1369" NOW to get a stylish new "ROBOT, SHARK, GORILLA THREESOME" cell phone wallpaper NOW!

VIEWER: 'Tis a spammercial if I ever saw one.
by jaa9270 December 30, 2008
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