Grilling the bacon on both sides

Something so perverse, so unutterably horrible, that it cannot be referred to except obliquely

"See that man? Over there? Someone caught him grilling the bacon on both sides."

by gruntyphish August 5, 2009

gang sines

a sign or any trace that math heads or the math club has been in the room. Usually sighted as long complex problems written on the board and the only thing you know about it is that a "dot" refers to multiplication. Sines of course is refering to the type of line that is to measure a wave.

-walks into home room-

tim: look at the Gang sines
matt: jesus...they are good
tom: 42..the answer is 42 not the square root of pi times 27 cubes....gosh...idiots

by history753 February 23, 2005

sideshow bob

Sideshow Bob existed before the Simpsons, the expression is a generic term for any insignificant person. More likely to be used by a cheeky mate or a toxic friend rather than an enemy.

Who's that loser she's going out with, some sideshow Bob, no idea.

by mongrelbeast January 12, 2008

Chilean Siesta

As it pertains to sex: Choking a woman until she passes out, then shitting in her mouth before reviving her. This precise maneuver carries a connotation of one's having the utmost skill and class. Placing a tortilla chip in the participant's mouth, imitating salsa, brings panache to the bedroom.

My girl Sheila came over the other night and pissed me right off. I choked her with my dog's leash, then proceeded to perform a Chilean Siesta on her lifeless body.

Hay mucho amor entre de Manuel y Lupita. Oi que Manuel la dio una siesta chileana.

by His Royal Darkness January 9, 2009

sivel

The brown skid mark in white underwear that somehow creates balance and golf swing tempo for a high flight draw and/or chip ins around the green.

Tiger Woods needs more Sivel to regain his form.

by Effin' Tony May 7, 2017

sidestreet sammy

Someone who always tries to find a quicker way to a destination by taking back roads or streets.

"What took you so long to get here?" "Oh, John pulled another sidestreet sammy on us."

by bohring April 26, 2009

Sivel

To live civilly with the ability to side with evil to overcome the evil imbalances in society.

"Sir, they robbed us of our food and took our supplies needed to survive."

"Then they have 1 day to return what is left and I will grant them 1 additional day to recover what has been used. If they can not meet these demands, we will deal with this in a sivelized manner."

by Sivel June 28, 2020