Sigma male

Sigma Male-

The rarest male type. Instead of wasting his precious time interacting with fellow humans, he decides to spend it on investing. The sigma male comes in many different forms.

Type 1: 40+ years old, lives in Dubai with his 18 year old wife he met on a business trip in Sweden. He drives an expensive car, owns a 6 million dollar condo, with the newest iPhone always in possession.

Type 2: The rising sigma
This sigma is between the ages of 14-18. He is so obsessed with investing that he doesn’t even wipe his ass, as it is apparently seen as a sign of weakness to him. He is distanced from everyone around him, and makes sure to check the stock market every time a female passes by him.

Guy 1: ew what the fuck is that smell?

Guy 2: oh it’s Chris over there, the “sigma male”. He doesn’t wash himself so you can smell his chocolate starfish all the way from over here.

Guy 1: that must be why he gets bullied.

by anonymous July 18, 2021

sigma alpha epsilon

SAE is North America’s largest social fraternity with more than 280,000 initiated members. Fraternal symbols include the lion, the phoenix, Minerva, and the fleur-de-lis. Sigma Alpha Epsilon was the first fraternity to establish a national headquarters (1929), a national Leadership School (1935), a national Men’s Health Issues Committee (1980), and a career-development program entitled the Leading Edge (1990). Currently, the Fraternity offers a comprehensive member-education program called The True Gentleman Initiative. The Fraternity communicates through The Record magazine, a quarterly publication that has been published continuously since 1880. New members receive a copy of The Phoenix pledge manual for educational development.

SAE is a brotherhood of not only class, values, courtesy and integrity, but also one in which the lives of others are respected. Chapters pride themselves in the common courtesy and genuine care for their guests by walking them home. What other fraternity does this?

Ladies: We're going to get going now, thanks for the great party boys!
SAE: Does anyone need a ride home? We can walk you as well!
Ladies: Sure! No other fraternity on campus has ever offered, thanks Sigma Alpha Epsilon.

..we rock.

by Phi Alpha February 2, 2008

sigma cattle

A derrogatory nickname for the sorority called Sigma Kappa, which is comprise mostly of unattractive, overweight girls.

The Delts get a $25 fine for setting foot on Sigma Cattle property.

by Sunny December 25, 2003

Phi Sigma Sigma

a bunch of really pretty chicks that like to have a good time. they get crazy and know how party, at my school (j&w) there sorority of the year and always win greek week. they always have the most girls that wanna rush their sorority - no wonder why. they attract the hot new freshman because of their good looks, popularity and clothes. they get things handed to them because of who they are and think their better than everyone else, even though it is true.

student 1: we have a 2 absence rule and this is her 4th absence so far! why hasnt she been dropped from the class?
student 2: shes a phi sigma sigma , and shes hot

by beach0chikie7 June 14, 2010

Sigma Alpha Epsilon

This cool fraternity that was founded on march 9th in 1856 in Alabama

Those Sigma Alpha Epsilon bros are hella tight

by protector of minerva January 31, 2008

Sigma male

Virgin

He says he’s the sigma male. Guess he never saw a pussy in his life lol

by ograbson October 13, 2021

Phi Beta Sigma

Phi Beta Sigma (ΦΒΣ) is a predominantly African-American fraternity which was founded at Howard University in Washington, D.C. on January 9, 1914, by three young African-American male students. The founders A. Langston Taylor, Leonard F. Morse, and Charles I. Brown, wanted to organize a Greek letter fraternity that would exemplify the ideals of brotherhood, scholarship, and service.

Sigma: Why do you want to become a brother of Phi Beta Sigma?

Dumbass: Because they get a lot of pussy.

by CarelessNigga December 9, 2008