Splash Radius

The distance that toilet water travels when a piece of crap falls from your butt hole and splashes into the toilet.

If a Splash Radius is Danger Close, it usually means that the water is splashing you on your butt cheeks.

by jokjok2796 April 25, 2010

The Splash Zone

The area in which one is subject to getting wet from female ejaculation.

Kaner needs to throw on the poncho and ski googles because he is in the splash zone tonight.

by j bone July 14, 2013

Splashage

noun

| splash-idj |

The upward discharge of toilet water upon impact of plummeting fecal matter. Cause of the premeditated pre-flush.

"Dude, I just took a huge crap and my ass got wet from the immense splashage."

by CzarThe May 11, 2010

Splash Mountain

When one male sexual partner ejaculates into the other sexual partner's retina.

Chad: "How was your tinder date last night?"
Scott: "It was going well but I don't think we're gonna go on another one..."
Chad: "Why not?"
Scott: I may have splash mountained her.."

by cashywashy April 24, 2020

Splash Damage

When taking a crap the water in the toilet splashes up striking your anus or your biffins bridge

You better pray you dont get plash damage if your taking a dump in a chemical loo

by Biffin April 8, 2004

Splash Fever

Latin ~ Bukakejizaphobia

The fear that during a Bukake session the person standing across from you may shoot his load over the intended target (a female who loves to get covered in baby batter by a large group of men) and on to you.

Yeah, so me and Roger went over to Mallory's house for the usual Friday night bukake party and we are both going for simultaneous release on Mallory's chest when Roger gets splash fever and bolts out the door without any pants on.

by Hafer McReutenaustergeisteskivichenheim March 18, 2007

Splashback-blocker

A sample of three total squares of toilet tissue used to break the skin of the water in a toilet to prevent splashback.

Guy A- "I always get water on my ass when I pinch a loaf."
Guy B- "Dude, you have to remember to lay out the "Splashback-blocker."

by "The Flash" Mulhern January 1, 2009