shape shifter

Someone who morphs their life to match the person they happen to be dating, i.e. adopt the same taste in music, movies, fashions, foods, mannerisms, etc.

My ex was a shape shifter. After two months, it was like I was having sex with myself.

by Dr. Kenneth Noisewater February 16, 2005

Shmiff

A word to replace Fuck

Danny- My Teacher's so Shmiffin hot!
Daniel- Your Shmiffed up.

by -Danny- April 26, 2009

European Stick-Shift

The act of receiving a hand job while driving

Nick: Dude I was giving her a ride home yesterday and she gave me a European Stick-Shift

Josh: No way that's awesome.

by J Mad September 1, 2009

reality shift

n. 1. the manifestation of objects appearing, disappearing, transforming and transporting. 2. changes in the way we experience time. 3. any sudden, abrupt alteration of physical reality with no apparent physical cause. 4. the source of synchronicity.

John discovered that his keys had experienced a reality shift. He found them right where he'd looked to begin with when he noticed they were missing -- in the very spot where he knew for sure they hadn't been, just a moment before.

by Cynthia Sue Larson September 5, 2003

The Shiff

The sexual act of having a women laying on top of the man. The man proceeds to wrap his arms around her while pinning her down while thrusting so fast that he is like a machine. This incredibly fast action creates such stimulation that the women immediatly becomes paralyzed with pleasure.

Last night was incredible, my boyfriend gave me THE SHIFF and I could not even move. He moved his hips as fast as a jackhammer!

by slambam November 22, 2009

Sweating Like a Whore on Night Shift

Sweating like a Whore on Night Shift. Sweating profously like a Prostitute after servicing one sleazy client after the other in a marathon of immoral transactions. In the same league as "Sweating like a Rapist" or "Sweating like a Paedophile in a playground"!

Betty: Oh the heat would kill you in here!
Mark: I know, I'm Sweating like a Whore on Night Shift!
Betty: Less of the swearing you!
Mark: Aw right then, I'm sweatin like Pavarotti in a cake shop!
Betty: Better!

by Magnesium Sulphate April 19, 2006

shifaz

a pseudo intellect, he tries to find answers to all that exists in the world, even those that are already established facts.
Sometimes crazy, always high, never idle.
This person would be of no help in a crisis, however is good company in moments of insanely high levels of boredom.

Usage: Yo! Don't you shifaz now, we've got a test to prep for.

by beatle-leaf December 13, 2013