Shwacking

The act of showering, then masturbating.

After a Delicious Italian Dinner, I think I'm going to have myself a steamy session of Shwacking at home.

by Chassssjuam August 9, 2015

Shaking Hands With Dr. Jolly

A slow and casual form of masturbation. A good transition from vigorous mastubation such as flogging the dolphin.

Yesterday I was flogging the dolphin and got tired so I decided to start Shaking Hands With Dr. Jolly.

flogging the dolphin masturbation

by Zach and sol and ev April 22, 2009

shaking the devil's hand

to masturbate.

Last night I was having a great time shaking the devil's hand.

by Intrixey May 21, 2018

Shanking

To shit and wank harmoniously

I can't believe how much I love shanking!

by Skippadd December 4, 2018

smacking the curtains

A younger man screwing and older woman really hard

My friend is into milfs, he likes smacking the curtains

by GrranDadd June 28, 2021

keto.smacking

A tiktok account which post very good autotuned Jiafei remixes.

Use keto.smacking remixes now or I cvm.

by beomchars January 2, 2022

shmaging

A stupid bitch that sucks at life.

Marquez you shmaging, you jerkin off in there?

by Matty Dee September 8, 2007