Sherlocked

To demonstrate boundary enforcement so flawless it qualifies as performance art.

The internet watched @i_am__sherlocked__ in awe as she sherlocked through the entire event.

by MadlyMaudlin October 8, 2025

No Shit Sherlock

You say it when someone points out something everyone already knows, like they just cracked a mystery… but they really didn’t.

Friend: “t’s raining, that’s why the ground is wet.

You: No shit Sherlock.

by Zaididdy January 3, 2026

no shit, Sherlock

said humorously to express the view that someone is stating something that is completely obvious.

"there are a few worrying findings: the first is that congestion causes stress (no shit, Sherlock) and the second says that traffic jams may cause brain damage"

by Arminkshipper July 22, 2024

No shit sherlock

A sarcastic phrase said when A stupid ass nigga says obvious shit about a certain topic

Bobby:There’s snow outside so it’s gonna be cold
Charlie:….. Yeah No shit Sherlock

by anonymous February 18, 2023

Sherlocking

When your client/device is having internet issues ,for instance "disconnecting" or even "high ping" and heavy latency. the curse can be lifted through a prayer to the sherlock gods

HELP, IM SHERLOCKING AAAAAAAAAA

by Skilledpixel60 April 16, 2024

Pocket Sherlock

When you channel the Sherlock Holmes you have in your pocket to solve your problem and then put him to sleep again.

"It's always the cable's fault." - Your Pocket Sherlock

by anonymous May 20, 2024

Mary Sherlock

Mary is a gorgeous young woman, a true sunshine. The people in her life can bet themselves lucky, for she is picky, but will shower those she cares for with unconditional love and gratitude.

A message for the boys out there: man up, or the memory of her will haunt your thoughts for eternity. This person made out of wonderfulness deserves nothing less than pink, fluffy p*bes. I mean b*obs. Messing with you, I mean happiness.

🪳Is that girl depressed?

🤤Nah, that's just Mary Sherlock, goddess of the sun.

🪳Soo...
🪳Seasonal depression?

🤤Yup.

by Watson4real February 11, 2024