A girl who follows her stripey shirted douche boyfriend around like a puppy, trying to conform to the "norm." Usually she is conformity-retarded, with overdone hair, and overdone makeup. She has dyed hair, more often than not, it is done up. She spends a lot of money on her wardrobe in order to "fit in." Her friends look just like her. She is not "last season." Her looks and attitude are irritating to regular people. Most defintely would carry a purse. Owns and carries at least four kinds of chapstick.
Wow look at that girl, she looks just like her friends. Her hair is up, her makeup perfect, her clothes are in-season, she is a total stripey shirted douches' girlfriend.
Don't be a stripey shirted douches' girlfriend. You don't have to dress just like your stupid irritating friends.
Wow you have a lot of chapstick and lip gloss.. are you dating a stripey shirted douche?
Don't be a stripey shirted douches' girlfriend. You don't have to dress just like your stupid irritating friends.
Wow you have a lot of chapstick and lip gloss.. are you dating a stripey shirted douche?
by PuceEmu August 23, 2008
Get the Stripey shirted douches' girlfriend mug.Owned. The word you utter when you've just been completely rocked.
The word is basically a mix of Shattered & Shitted, meaning you've been shot down or beaten, or just plain fucked over.
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The word is basically a mix of Shattered & Shitted, meaning you've been shot down or beaten, or just plain fucked over.
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Random Dude: Holy Fuck! My house just burnt down, and i lost my wife and kids in it! Oh my god my life is shitty! i just lost my job and car, and now my house and family!
Bettsy: Shatted....
or
B Rad: *Playing Battlefield 2* Fuck! i was seconds from locking on that F-18 and some fucker brought me down with an AAV
Dugong: Shatted...
Bettsy: Shatted....
or
B Rad: *Playing Battlefield 2* Fuck! i was seconds from locking on that F-18 and some fucker brought me down with an AAV
Dugong: Shatted...
by Bettsy@Tnnm September 8, 2007
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by FuriousGunner24 January 23, 2017
Get the started from the bottom now we here mug.The act of getting taken advantage by a girl. A very serious and problematic occurrence when a girl uses your currently intoxicated or just manly mind to take advantage of you sexually.
by Fenam March 28, 2010
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Get the shafted mug.When one has eaten the wrong food, perhaps something rich and creamy, then tries to fart, but accidentaly shits himself a little bit too.
OMG I can't believe James sharded in Filth; he thought he could get away with a discreet fart, but instead he crapped his pants.
by cheekytina June 2, 2008
Get the sharded mug.noun, plural shartes blanches shahrts blanch, blahnch; Fr. shart blahnsh
1. Unconditional authority; full discretionary power to shart as you please. Usually granted after a heavy night of drinking, or the accidental consumption of high volumes of laxitives.
2. A pair of jocks that is blank except for a shart and given by the shartist to another person to wear as he or she pleases.
3. Cards. a hand having no face card but with a really shitty scoring value, as in piquet.
1. Unconditional authority; full discretionary power to shart as you please. Usually granted after a heavy night of drinking, or the accidental consumption of high volumes of laxitives.
2. A pair of jocks that is blank except for a shart and given by the shartist to another person to wear as he or she pleases.
3. Cards. a hand having no face card but with a really shitty scoring value, as in piquet.
by turdmeister July 13, 2009
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