Semi Job

When a guy has to jack off because the

girl doesn't want to suck his dick or

give him a hand job and she will only

swallow his cum after he's done

Guy- Hey babe will you give me a blow job

Girl- No, how about a semi job

by Chikis777 May 11, 2009

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Semi-bangable

A not-so-good-looking person who has at least one attractive feature. For example an obese overweighed person with an attractive face or wise-versa.

Bob: Hey bro, I heard you met a girl in the bar. Was she any good looking?

Mike: Hmm...I’m not sure. She was semi-bangable.

by kungfualienondrugs January 16, 2010

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solid semi

when a dude is not quite fully aroused, but well on his way to full rigidity.

when I was grinding with him on the dancefloor, he was sporting a solid semi.

by billybrothel August 29, 2010

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semi-colon

The term used to refer to erectile problems during anal sex. Primarily, although not exclusively, used to describe a gay man where impotency has struck during intercourse.

Anthony: I'm not feeling anything anymore?
Sebastian: I'm so sorry, I've gone limp.
Anthony: A semi-colon does nothing for me, Sebastian.

by ChrisUK June 22, 2009

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Semi-Bro

A generally respectable person who exibits some bro-like characteristics. Such a person may listen to music such as Dave Matthews, Incubus or Jack Johnson. They may dress like a bro with a popped collar and plad shorts or they may use bro phrases like "Chill, lets just chill" or "Lets just kick back with the bros" or "Bro out man this is gonna b awesome" However, a Semi-Bro has the sense to only exhibit one or at most two of these behaviors and still has a chance to be a respected member of soceity. Generally a term of affection for someone that one enjoys the company of and as such the bro habits are amusing rather than frustrating in a Semi-Bro

"Dude lets hook up with Yeates and chill and play some gamecube"

"Wat are you, a bro? Listen to the words coming out of your mouth"

"F*ck you, im not a bro"

"Don't worry bout it man, you've just been hanging out with Jackson too much, your a Semi-Bro at most"

by Gerdemann25 September 10, 2007

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