Usually tall, fat, round-faced wearing too short a skirt, more fake colourings than you can count. Burka would be a blessing for your eyes. Broken faces.
Signed, a loving Scottish guy.
Signed, a loving Scottish guy.
I had to vomit on my way here because I ran into a Scottish girl.
(Now that's a bit harsh. They aren't that bad. From, the loving Scottish guy.) (Most of them are that bad! From the German guy)(Definitely ugly, according to the Spanish guy) (Broken from the American guy.)
(Now that's a bit harsh. They aren't that bad. From, the loving Scottish guy.) (Most of them are that bad! From the German guy)(Definitely ugly, according to the Spanish guy) (Broken from the American guy.)
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When you announce your intention to depart from a party and start saying goodbye to people, and you also try to get your friends to leave with you, but are ultimately unsuccessful and end up staying.
Randy began a Scottish goodbye - he's been telling people he's leaving for the last three hours and he's still here!
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Get the Scottish Goodbye mug.When one gentleman is anally penetrating another, he stuffs both the penile shaft and testicles into the rectum. Following this, the 'giver' ejaculates, creating a "meaty filling".
Once the carnal act is completed, the 'giver' withdraws, but due to the sticky concotion, the reciever's rectum prolapses, crating a sleeve around the filling, which closely resembles a scottish haggis.
Once the carnal act is completed, the 'giver' withdraws, but due to the sticky concotion, the reciever's rectum prolapses, crating a sleeve around the filling, which closely resembles a scottish haggis.
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Get the Scottish Christmas mug.The specific area of Freemasonry existing in plain sight home to some of the most foul of the dirtiest blood thirsty deviant perverse Satanic demon posessed portals to hell contriving leery eyed old men in white chaffeur caps who happen to have a thing for young blonde haired blue eyed guys, that being said of which are all extremely homosexual and more extremely closeted, home to where some of the most bizarre rituals are conducted whereupon dead bodies are odiously played with and skulls drank from like some raunchy party at Puff Daddy's. A venerable whorehouse of deceit and ogre like men, its generally a good idea to stay far away from the demon portals.
Ah no wonder that guy in Norway snapped and killed all those innocent people, he was with Scottish Rite Freemasonry.
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