Scoots

A strange creature who's thought processes rarely coincide with those of everyone else. Very distinct personalities, but behaviors can range from somewhat caring friend to inconsiderate asshole to lazy bum. All Scootses are fond of the phrase "I's bigger, I's meaner, and I's stronger," and they tend to believe themselves to be more yolked than all but one person, although that person can vary from Scoots to Scoots.

No, Scoots, you would not make a good librarian, you're too damn loud!

by Mornin23 August 16, 2018

scoot the chewie

A term is used to describe when a person leaves work for the day.

tell you what fellas, I think it's time to scoot the chewie

by oldmate123 August 2, 2022

Blue scoots

Bad bad bad diarrhea

Ma'am please pray for me. I've had the blue scoots for a couple months now.

by Hjenkin June 21, 2016

Scoot an Toot

When your car got the power to go and shit blows out the tail pipe. Either smoke or blowing coal or a little flame.

Man that toyo can sure scoot an toot!!

by UltraGamer21 July 7, 2024

scooting

When someone is cracked out on drugs/walking weird

Omg that meth head is just a scooting

by itzyaboomerbitch December 9, 2019

Scoots

Another term for having diarrhea.

"My buddy just texted me and said he's got the scoots so he can't go with us"

by Wun Hung Low April 15, 2022

Scoot

A scoot is a mixture of weed and tobacco smoked out of a bong

Pack me another greasy scoot

by Jadens a crack head December 19, 2017