schlong-a-dong

a ridiculously large penis, at least 12 inches long with a girth of 5 inches. Usually found in IC3 males and ghetto brappers out in the hood

cor jerome has got a schlong-a-dong blud!

by t dot bizzle January 4, 2008

Tyler Schlong

There are so many people from the continent of Asia, but this is the worst one.

Get this Tyler Schlong outta here, said Julia

by Jared Goff's Cousin, Jack November 18, 2019

Schlong Donger

A term used to refer to an unusually large penis, typically large in both length and girth.

More specifically, the term is best used when describing a schlong so massive that it can swing side to side like a pendulum.

1: Hey I hear that guy has the biggest dick in town.

2: Oh yeah no doubt, I've heard he's got a schlong donger down there.

by BroBuster June 14, 2021

Banana Schlong

A banana schlong is a schlong (male genitalia) that curves to either side, up, down or diagonally like a banana.

Thomas: William's Schlong is incredibly short but it's a damn Banana Schlong!
Jonathan: I totally agree, imagine having a banana schlong!
*William Cries*

by xWhatDa April 27, 2023

Ripping Schlong

The act of slamming massive amounts of puss at a rate higher than everyone else. When someone is Ripping Schlong, they are respected by everyone. Hard to do for long amounts of time, best done in short phases. Warning: Ripping Schlong is not for everyone.

Similar phrases:
Slinging dong

Salami slaying’
Crushing puss

Can be shortened to rippin’ it.

Oh boy, Bartholomew is ripping schlong! He’s about made his way through the entire sorority.

by The Rip-Stick April 15, 2021

Sgt. Schlong

Created by the person who loves penis the most, Robin Evans, it is someone who loves Penis in a heterosexual way more than most, it’s appreciation at its finest.

He is so obsessed with penis, a total Sgt. Schlong.

by MisterMadly July 22, 2018

schlong schlapper

A large penis that is used to hit other people.

Evan whipped out his schlong schlapper and beat up the fool.

by Anesthesia God August 15, 2020