Saturday School

Where you tell your boss your taking your kids when your to drunk to wake up on Saturday

“Sorry bro can’t make it in today, my baby momma just droppped the kids off ; j have to take them to Saturday school. My bad

by Uncleray2469 October 25, 2025

Green Saturday

a day for greasies to celebrate and paint the world green! as far as they’re concerned, green saturday is everyday!... pink friday is for bitches.

It’s green saturday greasies, let’s paint the town green!!

by neckrollgrease September 3, 2019

Patrick Swayze Saturday

When you get off work on monday so you party it up on sunday like i was still saturday.

"Hey Utah, you aint goin' to work tomorrow, so lets via con dios and rage this Patrick Swayze Saturday."

by snaxxx September 19, 2009

waxy saturday

When a male ejaculates into ones ear.

Person A: Yooo dude did you bang her?

Person B: Nah man, she was on her period so i just gave her a waxy saturday and called it a night.

by Taggart. February 17, 2008

Second Saturday

When there is a holiday which people do not have to work on, Sunday is actually the second saturday to party!

"What are you doing tonight?"
"Not much, it's a Sunday night."
"No, dude, it's second Saturday, Monday is Labor Day!"
"LET'S PARTY!!!!!!"

by Rob the Cable Guy December 9, 2008

no standards saturday

the night of the week where everyone drops their usual standards of the opposite sex for the sake of making the night a good time

he showed that he was practicing 'no standards saturday' when he took home the ugliest girl at the party

by thepoonhandler February 4, 2010

Black and Blue Saturday

the day after Black Friday, when the unwashed masses recover from brutal shopping frenzies - and the corporate plutocrats tally up profits, while watching in-store videos reaffirming that the peasants do indeed deserve ruthless subjugation.
(see youtube: black friday fights)

For the retail giants, there's never anything black or blue about Black and Blue Saturday.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 21, 2012