Ruben Dance

A simple dance move that can be done in place or in short lunges -- allowing you to move across the dance floor without breaking stride. Easily distinguished by its hip-thrusts.

"Why does everyone know about the Ruben Dance!?"

by Lasant November 14, 2009

being a Ruben

being a complete; asshole, disregarding everyone's safety, taking 4 hours to do something that takes 10 minutes, not quarantining after travel to covid lock down states, not being able to complete a simple task, shopping at dollar tree for everyday meals

Tom was being a Ruben while dropping off his over time slip not returning till several hours later.

by John Dugan December 7, 2020

ruhela

an amazing girl with the most beautiful hair in the whole world!! she's kind, caring and trustworthy. when you meet her, you just have to love her!

girl 1: omg, have you seen that girls hair?

girl2: its's so beautiful, purely ruhela!

by a very good friendd February 26, 2011

Ruben

A guy that can be very very gay
He helps you with anything even your relationships he’s a good friend perhaps a best friend when you are close be there for him he’ll be there for u

“That’s my friend Ruben!”
“He’s gay thou”
“idfk he’s still my friend”

by smexy_t4ylor December 4, 2021

Colonel Rubens

A mythical portly man that grants barbar eden type genie wishes. Do not use the wishes to have sex with hefty women, because this will anger the colonel

The colonel granted me three wishes that night I fucked three fat bithces. Colonel Rubens called me a fucking stoonoad

by wrubens August 18, 2006

app-rehension

(noun) -- A feeling that the software will lead to a disastrous loss of privacy down the road.

"The more I think about all these apps going around, the more I am filled with app-rehension."

-- overheard at a watercooler in Manhattan on January 15, 2013

by PRwiz101 January 27, 2013

Ruben Morgan

An annoying kid with high functioning autism, who is a attention whore

"That guy is such a Ruben Morgan"

by SirCucksAlot February 5, 2018