Gabe, more like Gabe-itches. This thing is a raging homosexual, and has not even been near puberty. If puberty was his dad, Puberty was not ready for a son, so Gabe got adopted, by a gay couple. He was directly involved in multiple terrorist attack such as 9/11 and benghazi. He also is sexually attracted to men, but will also have sexual intercourse with girls under the age of 10. If things were not already bad enough, he is a brony with a small dick. He has major masculinity issues. He is apart of the terrorist group known as the Micro Penis Pride Club. They have been known for supporting global terrorism and funding the Islamic State. (btw is a simp)
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probably some of the best girls out there. they’re cute asl and know how to have a good time. their hands might be ugly from their blisters but boys think that the rest of themselves are CaRZy hawt (;
person 1: yo what sport does that girl play
person 2: she’s a rowing girl, man, how the heck did you not know. you can tell by how thiccc she is...come on man *smh*
person 1: you right, you right rowing girls are hawt asl
person 2: she’s a rowing girl, man, how the heck did you not know. you can tell by how thiccc she is...come on man *smh*
person 1: you right, you right rowing girls are hawt asl
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He is a nice short man I guess. #twin
He is a nice short man I guess. #twin
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