Rooster Joke

A terrible joke that is literally not even a joke. Named after the famous rooster meme.
Sarah: Wanna here a rooster joke? What do you call someone who is a terrible driver?
Bob: I don't know.
Sarah: A dick
by SavagePancakesYeah April 28, 2017
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Smack the Rooster

The lesbian act of gently tapping another girl's labia for an arousal and doodling response
"She does not want to choke the chicken - she wants to smack the rooster!"
by SinglePringle047 June 22, 2017
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rooster spray

the spray from the fin on a windsurf board when ripping into the lip on a top turn (wave sailing)
whoa dude did you see my rooster spray, it was sick
by slamitin January 13, 2004
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trap rooster

Any male with a body count consisting of 85% of the dope whores n puddle sluts from the 3 surrounding counties. He has no standards other than warm n breathing. Normally found couch surfing or living out of a car. Usually a Narcissist that thinks all women want his dick n he shoulda been a pornstar. Has to have a bag of dope to pay the whores to just be around them n can't get hard without it.
Martin, Rock and Tater all trying to be trap rooster #1...I can see the feathers flying already
by Baton Bitch February 02, 2021
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blue rooster

Morning wood after a failed night with no sex!
She teased me all night at the bar I took her home and she left me frustrated! Woke up this morning with a hell of a Blue Rooster!
by Thunder Head! September 26, 2019
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Red Rooster

an energy drink, a cheap version of "red bull," often served at night clubs and cheap corner stores.
man: yeh il have a red bull
*gets handed red rooster*
man: wtf is this? it tastes nasty
by Rizla|xD January 06, 2008
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Banty Rooster

1. Any of various breeds of very small domestic fowl that are often miniatures of members of larger breeds

2. A small but very aggressive person.

3. A boastful, prideful and arrogant individual.

4. A mischievous teenager who pulls over the top dangerous pranks that can actually be fatal. The pranks include throwing hammers at unsuspecting bystanders, trying to carbon monoxide poison friends sleeping in cars, and setting people on fire just for being fat.
Mr. Dry: Duncan, Travis you need to sit the hell down & stop running around here like some goddamn banty roosters!
by I was there that night :) March 23, 2011
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