Rochester

A decaying city in Western New York. There are a few main groups of people that inhabit this area: Gangsters, college students, and orange skanks/douchebags, usually from Greece, who work hourly wage jobs but will blow their whole paycheck on bottle service at Scene Ultra Lounge to create the illusion of being a baller. While U of R and RIT students and graduates bring the city average IQ up to a 63, the general population struggles to pass high school reading class. This is proven by the fact that 75% of people who grew up in Rochester are proud to get accepted at MCC, though most just fail out by age 20. These dregs then go full time employment at the tanning salon, gym, or restaurant for their entire lives. If you can overlook the roid rage, sparkly man jewelry, fake louis vuitton bags, and girls who wear tar for eyeliner, you'll actually find some pretty parks, great restaurants and maybe some cool art galleries... that is, if everything's not covered in the lake effect snow dump. Oh. Rochester.

"Let's go down to East and Alexander and find some hot Rochester girls who can't spell their last names. They have low paying jobs, and low self-esteem to match!"

"We have to drive to Rochester, NY for your 17-year-old cousin's baby shower. We better stop and get some Ed Hardy onesies, likes she asked for."

"Rochester is perfectly safe, as long as you live 15 minutes outside the city limits."

by hashtagyoureugly April 3, 2012

Rochester, New York

Best city in New York State people love to hate it especially the ones that live here who complain about living here but none of them can afford to leave and ignorant people think their not part of rochester because their in a neighborhood in rochester labeled something differently...... little italy is east rochester.... people hate on aquinas institute and say it's in a bad part of the city.... shut the heck up becuase it's not a bad part just some of the people look bad..... rochester consists of greece, brockport, gates, chili, victor, east rochester, henrietta, brighton churchville, spencerport, hamlin, hilton, pittsford, penfield, scottsville, and many more parts of rochester in monroe county.... stupid people that live in those part think their not a part of rochester for some reason... thats how stuck up people are..... great private schools

best private schools people hate on allendale columbia, harley school, our lady of mercy high, mcquaid.... especially aquinas institute and bishop kearney. GO Rochester, New York!!

by sweets2014 December 18, 2012

Rochester

Rochester, Michigan. It's the where drugs, sex and general superficiality are a vital part of reality. Where you can charge a slice of pizza on plastic. Where you shop with celebrities at Somerset on weekends, walk Old Woodward and the streets of RHills. Where you've got sixth graders with cells, and private school rivals and the public schools that hate them all. Where the colors Brown and Gold known as stylish and kilts are a common accessory to the Championship football games due to the Highlander Pride. We live amongst Eminem and the infamous Detroit Pistons on the Billion Dollar Mile. Where there are more country clubs than fast food joints, and porche driving soccer moms pop their collars and no one cares about the West Coast (even though a winter home there is nice).

That's how we do it in Oakland County. The Real O.C.

Q: What is the coolest town in Oakland County, MI?
A: Rochester

by ROCgal July 20, 2008

rochester rug burn

The act of fucking a woman with a condom, covered in hot sauce.

Dereck's girlfriend pissed him off so badly, that later that night, he gave her a Rochester Rug Burn.

by Snoogins101 August 29, 2016

rosheylla

A rosheylla is a nice girl who gets all the boys in school. She is popular and savage

She is Also a girl who makes u like her instantly. Her smile is beautiful like her and her straight or curly hair makes boys have boners. She is also maybe rude sometimes to some people. But she is athletic , pretty, nice, rude sometimes and she has a bigg booty. She is smexy and very easy to spot from far. Her fashion is awesome and swag. ❤️ Boys always fall in love with her. They drool 🤤 And try to get her and claim her and also double like and follow on instagram. The boys always want a shoutout from her to brag from her other boys. She like curly hair guys and lightskin guys

Omg look at that rosheylla

I want to go out with a girl like rosheylla

by @0fficial.raerae go follow August 29, 2017

Rochester Henry

A sexual act in which you put a fish inside the girl and let it swim around. Then you do her with the fish in there.

"Yo, I just gave Rachel the hottest Rochester Henry, and it felt so fun."

by RochHen August 22, 2018

Rochester high school

This place is has everything. There's a boat load of white trash, black kids, Indians, Asians, and then the few rich white kids, Also home to a few sluts who send nudes to guys who call them pretty. You can also find the occasional racist white kid or even a crazy white kid who's gonna shoot up the school. Last but not least they have lots of shitty sports teams. All in all a location where u don't know what you're gonna getting into that day.

Person 1: Wanna go to the Rochester High School football game?

Person 2: Fuck No! I don't feel like going to watch shitty football and run the risk of getting shot. I'm out.

by What the fuck is life May 2, 2019