Riverfront Middle school

Garbage ass school with garbage ass staff and garbage ass food. The school teams suck. The bathrooms and locker rooms smell like piss. Havent updated gym equipment in years. Your either weird or have a lot of friends there is no in between. Everyone is either gay or homophobic. The principals head is shaped like a potato. Overall the school is ass.

"Hey where did you go to school at?"

"I went to school at Riverfront Middle School in florence"
"Isn't that school really poor?"
"Yes"

by podkpfdsf November 2, 2021

river sex

when you and your SO are having a SUPER intimate evening (or morning or day i think) and decide to take things downtown by (or in) a river. its actually the best. try it.

dude jess and i had crazy ass river sex last night

by suzzybyakka August 23, 2021

Nurse Rivers

The favorite nickname of the effeminate coach of the Boston Celtics who isn't above cheating and bending the rules to win games as the 2008 NBA Finals proved.

Adam mocks Nurse Rivers and his team's losing record after the Lakers win the 2009 NBA Finals.

by Nurse Rivers February 6, 2009

Hay river pipecleaner

repeated ass-to-mouth until the anus has become pure and clean.

Cheryl ran out of toilet paper, so i gave her the hay river pipecleaner.

by bassemonk1 August 7, 2011

butt river

When one has a poop so sloppy it flows like that of a river

Tom Hanks was so upset by the homemade guacamole made by Meg Ryan that he went to her master bathroom and had a butt river.

by baustin52 November 8, 2012

mud river

When you pee in her ass whilst she shits on your dick

Got drunk last night and floated down the mud river with your mom

by Mudslides May 8, 2018

South River Colony (SRC)

A wealthy golf course neighborhood in Edgewater, Maryland where any trasher will get the cops called on them in .2 seconds (poor people aren’t excepted here), every kids first car is a bimmer, all often hated by everyone at South River High School for being spoiled. Expect to see lambos on a normal occasion. The neighborhood kids link up like a cult at the courts every night where they get high as a kite or shit faced drunk. but are seen as angels by their parents. The neighborhood drug dealer is a 15 year old girl. “Hey mom i’m going golfing” actually means, i’mma go get shit faced on the course. Dads also get away from there wives to do cocaine on the course or roll a fat ass blunt. SRC is a paradise where everyone likes to get fucked up while keeping it classy at the same time.

“Wow that’s a nice car.” “Yeah, he’s a South River Colony (SRC) kid.”

by Tyler Sadka August 22, 2018