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Ricer

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Usually done on small cars, I.E. 4 cylinder imports and domestic. Every so often you see a car that is legit but is ruined by the driver with what is about to be said. These cars have almost to no performance enhancements, they just look like they are fast. As in, putting on stickers that make them seem legit. Like VTEC Mustang, a Turbo sticker on a small Toyota, and pop the hood and there is no sight of a turbocharger.

The typical ricer driver is cocky and does not realize that he/she in fact does not have the fastest car, but the slowest car in the lot and does not know a thing about cars and the mechanics.

Cosmetic enhancements for a typical ricer would be a huge body kit that looks stupid, sometimes the body kit is left unpainted. If no body kit, graphics and a big spoiler.

Cars that are typically riced:

1. Honda Civic (old ones)
2. Chevrolet Cavalier
3. Dodge Neon

Cars that are legit out of the factory, but riced anyway:
1. Ford Mustang
2. Chevy Camaro
3. Nissan 350Z
Those don't exist, just stop talking, you are a ricer.
by Sleepers are the S*** July 15, 2011
mugGet the Ricermug.

Ricer

1. A rice cooker with an H symbol on it. Capable of cooking rice with excess engine heat.

2. An american driver on a japanese potential.
Shit, my civic ran out of batteries. Oh well...time to bitch at my hamsters not running quick enough.
by asf May 15, 2003
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Ricer

One who drives like they are hard or are all that. One who talks about their car like it's the best when it's really weak.
Man my v6 mustang can beat a Skyline.
by Tong January 9, 2004
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Ricer

A person who wasts thousands of dollars trying to make a Civic run 12 seconds at the 1/4mile. But can buy a real car (300zx Twin turbo,Corvette ZO6,Porsche 911 Carrera coupe)
Damn,that ricer is stupedly gay with his Honda CRX Del Sol Si
by Nick the Prick May 25, 2003
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ricer

A fucking loser who buys a cheap shit asian car(Honda civic),modifies it only visually with no performance enhancements.Also see rice burner.The ricer's cars are usually characterized by the following
1. garish body colors and vinyls
2.a 6-inch coffee mug exhaust which gives an irritating fart note unlike the V8s which give a satisfying low end grunt
3.A 1000000W,1000kg stereo system for playing (c)rap.
4.colored alloy wheels and thin tires
5.neon under lamps.
6.stickers all over the body for parts they don't have in the car.
They are usually rednecks or men with dick the size of their car keys.
ricer:check out my new mod..(drives his car in)
everyone:(puke)..<yuck>
by sriny_97 March 30, 2009
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ricer

ok retards with the v-8s. ricer is a term used wen ur gas sucking v8s get smoked by our little jdm imports pulling 30 mpg at 400+ whp hmmm maybe we have to boost it or spray it but wat u gota do get half the gas mileage twice the weight and now throw ur aluminum race heads that are $800+ for one. they went to fuel injection for a reason u wana talk shit go to youtube and watch R@mon's 240sx smoke like 4 mustangs 3 vettes. jealousy is a bad thing buy a tuner to fix this problem
civic with a can and a wing is the deffinition of ricer wat can u call 90% of the piece of shit v8 domestics with a glass pack besides a piece of shit?
by silvia_steve240sxBOOSTIN!!!!! February 8, 2010
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ricer

Dan Power's civic (ya, it has euros!)
You see me beat that Eclipse...my wheels were goin so fast i lost my center cap...its prob in Kansas by now.
by Kennedy February 21, 2004
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