Retired

The point in life that if you are still around that you have already won and because of your age you should no longer be a functioning member in the game.

You should not punch a retired person.

by bushlight December 21, 2017

Retirement baby

When your leaving the military service and your belly dun lopped over your belt buckle. The due date corresponds directly with the owners retirement date. AKA pot belly, beer belly, or boomer belly

My your retirement baby is looking healthy.

by Cyclotol 80/20 May 4, 2018

retired masturbater

a person who quit masturbating/ a person who plays fornite

Hey! What do you do for a living?
Nothing, I'm a retired masturbater.

by gigigig11 August 21, 2018

Retirement Project

A euphemism for a pipe dream/non realistic goal

Ron wanted to play for the NBA however, due to being 4 foot 8 it was a retirement project since the NBA needed tall players.

by fartso55 November 22, 2018

Reimer

A very annoying child who watches exclusively DBZ and most likely does cum shots on his funko-pop figures. When provoked a Reimer will slap like a bitch to defend himself.

I was just joking about him fucking his mom, why did he have to go and be such a Reimer.

by WeebTheyCallMe March 8, 2019

Regiment

A dog called regiment. AKA REGGIE AND REGINALD

Person 1 “hey, how’s regiment”
Person 2 “that’s reginald to you”
Person 1 “ no, it’s reggie to me”

by Polishbuilder69420 April 29, 2019

retire the cup

A phrase said to suggest that no other future answer to a question could possibly ever be any better. Refers to an old practice of ceasing to give an award (usually a perpetual trophy) once it's been won by the same entity a certain number of times.

A: Who do you think is the best national women's soccer team?
B: The USA. Retire the cup.

by sensei10 July 9, 2019