Something so fucking predictable they could just record it and play the same tape over and over every day. It's always exactly the same, and ignores anything not within a 2-mile radius of the center of Providence.
"95 North is slow between Thurber's Avenue and the State Offices Exit, 195-westbound is backed up from Broadway to the I-95 split, 95 South is slow from Atwells Avenue to the 146-merge, 146 South you're on your brakes from Admiral Street to the 95 merge, and the 6-10 Connector is backed up to Dean Street...I'm Jim Stearns with your Wheelock Auto Rhode Island Traffic Report."
by JustAnotherGuy March 08, 2010
Magazine that reports the news; it makes a yearly ranking of all of the universities in America. Before that pure evil ranking system came out, no school was really considered a ttt. Now, there are the ivies, MIT, Stanford, CalTech, a few liberal arts colleges...and a bunch of pieces of dung.
by ThatsBriskBaby April 06, 2005
Crunican Self-Report System is an independent Crunican-Reporting network run which has one proprietor.
Joe Bob used Crunican Self-Report System to report his families organized crime/crimes against humanity.
by Crunican1 August 01, 2023
by AnG3LD34TH Tr4DG3DY March 02, 2022
A report of all carnage that took place during a game(predominantly Halo2 online). Includes kills, deaths, killing sprees...etc. This is where the you will hear the words noob and pwned approximately 17 times per sentence. You will hear from a noob exactly why they did so bad. Also this is where you will hear gamers yelling at their fellow teammates for their poor play, because now they can see exactly how bad they are. It is also a place where great players get off to their dominance of a video game( I would be lying if I said I am not one of them)
Noob: Dude I shot a guy 40 times in the face with the shotgun and he didn't die, then he killed me with a single pistol.
Me: Or you just suck, and got pwnt.
Nick: I didnt do too bad that game.
Me: After viewing the Post Game Carnage Report, I noticed I had 30 kills and 4 deaths. Yet we lost, whilst you merely had 4...and 21 deaths.
Nick: I'm getting better.
Me: Noob.
Me: Or you just suck, and got pwnt.
Nick: I didnt do too bad that game.
Me: After viewing the Post Game Carnage Report, I noticed I had 30 kills and 4 deaths. Yet we lost, whilst you merely had 4...and 21 deaths.
Nick: I'm getting better.
Me: Noob.
by www.theradiotower.org June 28, 2007
definition report function test
by Gaia V2 May 29, 2021
What kids/noobs say in roblox when they rage and lose to a pro, so they report the pro through roblox’s terrible moderation
Pro: gg
Noob: HACKER IM REPORTING YOU
Pro: lol really?
Noob: YOU WERE USING HACKS I SAW IT
Pro: omg lmao
Noob: HACKER IM REPORTING YOU
Pro: lol really?
Noob: YOU WERE USING HACKS I SAW IT
Pro: omg lmao
by Romie_777 May 19, 2021