release dat

When you're too impatient for the release you don't even finish

Vikings season 4 release dat

by Kinn Notap January 28, 2016

release the plummet

Taking a shit that comes out hard and fast.

While pooping she exclaimed "release the plummet".

by Cornbang March 23, 2016

releasing the dragon

The art of taking a shit that is so long it feels like a dragons neck is peeking out of your anus and it comes out so fast you can feel the burn of it coming out

Man 1:hey why ya walking weird?
Man2:Dude I was releasing the dragon last night and it hurt so fucking bad
Man 3:Did someone say “release the dragon”?

by Scaryboi March 12, 2020

Release the Drone

A phrase spoken by Charles Stiles in an episode of "Mystery Diners", a show lauded by acclaimed critic Ralph Sepe.

Release the Drone

by j@mbo February 10, 2021

Release the Web

To bust that web of stringy, sticky nut.

A true manly, heroic, Spider-Man act of sexual climax.

Cum, nut, load, semen, jizz, spunk

As she bounced on Roger’s engorged fuck knob, he began to quiver as he was about to release the web and leave her dripping and scrambling for a towel.

by Dick Onchin June 15, 2022

released a statement

To ejeculate.

I released a statement after a hard after watching my first porn of the day.

by Tmosfell May 12, 2023

double release

When you masturbate on the toilet and empty your bowel the same time as ejaculation.

Dave has a sh!t and wank to double release

by pukey pants head December 4, 2013