rectal umbilical cord

when a poo is so long it is resting in the toilette bowl while still attached to the body

Man, I had to cut the rectal umbilical cord today after greasing the bowl.

by Lana Deebs July 19, 2011

rectafluvia

The invisible and odourless contaminant that arseholes give off and which suck the joy and fun out of (especially social) situations.

The party was excellent until Jeff arrived. His rectafluvia ripped the heart out of it and with half an hour everyone had left.

by rhettcagoul July 23, 2012

rectalectomy

The southern styled removal of a drunkard or loudmouth.

If that loud mouth doesn't shut his pie hole he's going to get a rectalectomy. (Asshole removal)

by Outlaw Redneck September 12, 2016

rectal rampage

Taking a burning shit after eating spicy food.

I'm on the toilet having a nasty

RECTAL RAMPAGE

by Niqqerdicc September 5, 2016

rectally accurate

To pull something from ones ass that is eerily accurate to the truth

wow so Jordan was so "rectally accurate" the idea he pulled from his ass was 100% correct

by JudgeTred August 10, 2016

Rectallect

(Verb)
To recall the sensation of a person or object, after said person or object has been fully inserted into your rectum.

(Noun)
Rectallection

Gary diddnt rectallect the dick of the person behind him.

To his rectallection, Trent had never had a rubber chicken inside him.

by ShittyWizzard July 21, 2017

Rectal drought

Like dry heaving throw up but out of your ass. When you have the diarrhea bad and for so long that finally nothing will come out.

I've had the diarrhea so bad for the past two days that I finally have rectal drought.

by StinkyTacoKisses November 16, 2017