readingasm

readingasm (ree-ding-gaz-uhm)
-noun
1. the heightened physical and emotional sensation experienced while watching Nirvana: Live at Reading
2. a similar point of intensity or excitement from other Nirvana entertainment

-verb
1. to have a readingasm

watching the entire MTV Unplugged special is sure to produce multiple readingasms

by Lily_of_Geeks November 3, 2009

Realicycling

Using the same contestants from one pointless reality show to form one or more new pointless reality shows.

Examples of Realicycling: Brooke Thompson, Tiffany Pollard, Heather Chadwell, Daisy De La Hoya, Megan Hauserman, Kamal Givens, Ahmad Givens.

by gofuckurselfkthxbai February 6, 2009

popcorn reading

Popcorn reading.

The horrifying technique of a teacher calling on students hands raised or not.

Mrs. Skate kept popcorn reading on all the students enjoying our pain.

by Oco Alexandras November 24, 2017

Summer reading

A horrible thing that teachers inflict upon us to make summer bad.

my teacher assigned us summer reading... and now i cant go anywhere!

by skydnee July 4, 2008

realistic pessimism

An educated urbanite who is aware of the possible negative consequences that may be encountered in city life and therefore conducts self responsibly.

A woman that chooses not to wear headphones or talk on her cell phone while walking home at night exudes realistic pessimism.

by cleverlady May 9, 2011

Person reading this

Sup person reading this hows it going today?

Retard 1: Hey person reading this!
Retarded no life: How's it going?

by Autistic Dog April 29, 2019

Reality Nazi

A person who is stern and authoritative about their opinion that there is one and only one right answer.

one and only one right answer is synonymous with "living in the box."
in the box there is only one correct answer.
the world is full of reality nazi's.

the answer that serves you well depends on what you are doing.
2+2= 9-5, 10-6, 11-7, 12 - 8...

Ben: Ya know Ted, you don't gotta be such a Reality Nazi. The more reality you allow into your reality, the bigger view you're gonna have.

Ted: No Soup For You!!!

Ben: Well damn Ted, ya know those who change end up leading those who do not change.

Ted: Ben, this new thinking of yours i'm first going to ridicule, then violently oppose, and then accept as self evident.

Ben: Yeah, belief systems are hallways that you pass through, not rooms that you live in.

by wayd boggz August 5, 2010