a real g

A real G can be defined as someone who is true to themself and stood the test of time as a robust individual, whom did not change under rough circumstances.

"Johnny cash I'm a real G"- Nickels and Dimes by Jay Z. Here Jay Z is comparing himself to one of music's most influential acts Johnny Cash, an artist whose name would live on for generations.

by Kemmz September 18, 2013

stretchingly realistic

Thos action movie scenes that are in no way possible (it's a stretch) but the action hero manages to pull it off.
For example: Bond movies, Bourne movies, Twilight Series, etc.

Michael - "I saw Salt."
Ann Marie "How was it?"
Michael - "It was good, lots of action, a few parts were 'stretchingly realistic' but good story though."

by AMarie0908 August 3, 2010

real job

steady employment with fixed salary and working hours, as well as potential for growth and advancement. Having a real job may mean working in a field that is incompatible with partying, taking drugs, or assuming an otherwise unconventional lifestyle.

People with so-called real jobs might enjoy high salaries, but what they trade off is the chance to experiment and discover what they truly want out of life.

by D.S. Credito March 5, 2015

Reality

A very realistic simulation game that can be anything like an FPS,Survival horror etc. When you get too pissed about something you also have the option to use the Alcohol or Drug power-ups to provide temporary relief. And did I forget to mention you also need to replenish your own health with food and water. On the bright side you can even play video games in the game as well. Overall if you have all the right factors Reality will be your bitch.

When is this Reality game coming out oh wait I'm playing it already.

by A Human Male June 16, 2018

reality TV

A waste of time. They just make a bunch of crazy, pointless shows with these hillbillies that they find on the side of the road. Or, more likely, find under a rock. The shows consist of rednecks trying useless attempts at catching large fish with their bare hands, trading a sheep for a car, and arguing over a storage box that may or may not have something useful in it. These shows involve sluts sitting on motorcycles for absolutely no reason and terribly-fake staged bar fights.

(Guy 1) Hey did you watch the new episode of Hillbilly Handfishing on the reality TV channel?
(Guy 2) Yes, and I almost died of boredom

(Guy 1) Have you ever watched Storage Wars?
(Guy 2) *runs and hides under bed*
(Guy 1) I'll take that as a no...?

by IAmAUnicorn April 3, 2013

Real Housewives of Covid

Another incarnation of the Real Housewives media machine but focusing this time on the psychological suffering, extreme claustrophobia and lack of structure that colors everything everyone in the show attempts to do.

In the last episode of the Real Housewives of COVID, the handsome but agitated patriarch was absentmindedly tying a pretty substantial noose in the background while his daughter, bored shitless and on her rhinestone-studded phone, Zoomed her teen psychotherapy group to combat Covid-induced depression.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 11, 2020

Reading T-1 2102

The most beautiful steam locomotive ever built. Its currently being restored by Reading Blue Mountain & Northern RR. They say it is going to be back on the rails this spring of 2021. It will be a great thing to see and I recommend going and watching it. BUT BE WARNED!!!! Every foamer in the world will be trying to get there to see it. Meaning that you might get mobbed by raging foamers trying to beat you up with there tripods! If you like the locomotives current color too bad because by the time it gets to its destination it will be in a full white paint scheme from all the foaming railfans that couldn't help but cum on it. If you want to be nice and get on the good side of the foamers just make sure to ask everyone you meet "WHERE IS NRFF"! That should get you on everyone's good side

Foamer: dddid you hhhear that Reading T-1 2102 is being rererestored!
Normal Railfan: Yes, That's great!
Foamer: OMG i'm gonna have to bring a extra pair of pants so I don't have to walk around with jizz in my pants!
Normal Railfan: Whatever you fucking Foamer!

by ragingfoamerfuck88 January 20, 2021