rusty jojo

When the male places his member between his legs and utilizes any remaining length to fuck ass-to-ass.

I used the rusty jojo on my bitch last night.

by viking_lord January 26, 2013

Rusty Tractor

The art of having sex with a woman on her period and than plowing her in the ass.

My girlfriend was on the rag last night, so I had to perform the Rusty tractor. It was a mess!!

by Madmonk210 November 30, 2017

rusty parrot

The condition of making sweet love to a woman who is on her period. When you finish, lovingly drape your cock on her shoulder, allowing her to bask in the sing of the Rusty Parrot.

Yeah dude, she definitely got some Captain in her, she rocked that Rusty Parrot like she was piloting the Black Pearl.

by Enderwaves April 13, 2015

rusty stormdrain

When you pee/poop/puke/bleed/jizz/spit/cry/sweat into a long, narrow tube which leads to your arch nemesis.

Yo, Antoine, I totally just gave my arch nemesis the rusty stormdrain!

by ILikeTheHamburgers October 1, 2011

rusty tower

Morning wood covered in dried period blood.

Yo, I didn't know it was Janice's time of the month until I woke up with a rusty tower

by Blarc June 30, 2018

heaven for rustiness

The phrase that a recent US migrant uses to insult a company operating in a 3rd world country whose offer he has rejected for obscure reasons

literal meaning: A place where people can actually get rust on their balls

Loser1: Get your history right, have you ever worked at PNS??
Loser2: Its a heaven for rustiness!

by SayNoToMe August 2, 2011

Rusty Ghristle

A kinky form of sexual activity. You create a hook with your index finger, and massage the interiors of a womans anal cavity.

Women: "You want to go upstairs for a bit?"

Man: "Sure, but I can't have sex, I drank too much and have whiskey dick. I can give you the rusty ghristle though!"

by MeatPieEye November 30, 2010