jail rules

means anything goes, basically no rules at all

Who would win in a fight, a Burrowing Owl or a Baby Otter? Jail rules of course.

by dizern June 16, 2010

Rule 36

If it exists, someone has a fetish for it. No exceptions.

Guy 1: "Porn of bread? You've gotta be kidding! Who would fap to that?"
Guy 2: "Rule 36."

by Yams June 24, 2007

Rule 69

Rule 69 is a term coined by the Floptok and Stan Twitter internet subcultures. It reads "If it exists, there is a CupcakKe remix of it." The maxim is inspired by Rule 34, a rule that states "If it exists, there is porn of it," and is based off of the abundance and occasional absurdity of CupcakKe remixes. Although the term is mainly used for remixes of music, it is not limited to the musical realm.

Meghan: Hey bestie, I made a CupcakKe remix of Wendy Williams fainting on stage!
Ashley: Oh my God girl, slay! Nothing is safe from Rule 69!

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Jannes Rule

When you're about to break up, you get your girl to give you a blowjob the day you're going to breakup with her

Pascal: Did you breakup with your girlfriend?

Lukas: Yeah i did, but before i used the Jannes Rule.

by peetee.tn September 19, 2021

Rule of lol

This rule is applicable when a female or male writes "lol" more than one time in one sentence to another person consistently. It signifies that this male or female is on said person's dick (metaphorically speaking). As you will notice prolonging the phrase, "lol" sounds like someone is sucking a penis.

Wow he/she is writing "lol" twice in each sentence again and again.

He/she wants you, its the rule of lol.

by peaogomes May 3, 2010

Slurpee Rule

A method of teaching that is effective in keeping students attention, but may scramble a few brains in the process.

Also see

-Monkey Rule-
Bannana Rule-
*Zurzeghreb*
-Communism Rule

Guy: You can buy anything I can give you a special discount!
JM: How can you give me discount this is 7-11 corporate store, what is this special Slurpee Rule?
Guy: Look Jerry, come at 5:75 and you will have your discount

by resonant_tesla February 25, 2011

blanket rule

A general/generic rule being applied to everything/everyone.

"You cannot just set a blanket rule for lunch break times and expect everyone to fall into line every time you return from lunch; there will be some exceptions and exemptions."

by computingman August 5, 2014