rooning

when you goon so fucking hard your massive cock explodes

holy shit dude i had a massive rooning session

by wayno745 October 28, 2025

Roonied

When someone offers you something but you ask for an upgrade.

Me: “Hey Rick, can I buy you a beer.?”
Rick: “Thanks, I’ll take a double 15 year scotch.”
Me: “Damn, I was just roonied!”

by MN Nut Guy December 17, 2025

Sean Rooney

A guy who has never touched weed in his life but can easily pass off as a stoner on a daily basis.

You're such a Sean Rooney, you're just high all the time.

by aigormd March 27, 2011

Wayne Rooney Hat-Trick

(Derivative of Gordie Howe Hat Trick)

Scoring an own goal against your team and two goals (aka a brace) for your team.

Immortalized by Wayne Rooney's performance against Stoke City on October 20, 2012.

"He was on pace for a Wayne Rooney Hat-Trick after the first 45 minutes, but couldn't net another goal in the second half."

by BrendanInJersey January 21, 2017

Finning Roongg

An individual who creates a bruh moment VERY frequently. They are usually dumb people in general, and still say "pisghetti" and "aminal". This word is also used against somebody who thinks mayonnaise is spicy.

"Your such a finning roongg boy! you don't even know "

by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. October 23, 2019

Dónal Rooney

Dónal is an amazing guy, he’s caring and kind and honest. He brightens any room and will happily talk to anyone. He gives the best advice and you can always count on him to make you feel better. Dónal is gorgeous and has amazing eyes with a great smile although he will disagree . Everyone who knows him loves him. He has the goofiest conversations and you can have the best laughs. He has no flaws and I’d be lost without him.

Hey Dónal Rooney, wanta come over

by Tiptoehippo1 March 4, 2021

big rooni

when your boys or ur bros suck your balls (also known as a schlaaaaah shlob or shlobarooni)

yo hunter you got me on a big rooni?!

by Ogfuckinmudbone January 17, 2021