Demons are raping my english

When you mess up your words when you are talking (constantly or occasionally)

dude while i was in my e-engl-lish *studders*
Friend: dude what are you saying
ugh Sorry bro demons are raping my english

by B1lly da W1lly April 2, 2019

alien abduction ass ripping

When the aliens from your past life come to your window and kidnap you, bringing your vulnerable body deep into space to resize your holes and connect your ass to your womb so you can't use anal as an escape route from mother hood you fucking whore Amanda.

I just got back from an alien abduction ass ripping and am now showing octo mom hows it's damn done.

by JAM IN THE TOE March 22, 2020

Repping your boner

When you are watching group porn and happen to pop a boner, own up to it. Rep your boner.

"I was so proud of you for repping your boner last night, that was actually kinda sexy""
"Eww Jason ToTaLy didn't rep his boner last night"

by Heather Locklier May 15, 2008

ass-rapingly

Used to describe something so shitty, that you would rather be raped in the ass than go through it again.

I would never get married again. My first three wives were all just so ass-rapingly miserable!

by Everybody N. Nobody September 13, 2006

Ripping Jeans

1. When you and your bro friends are having a good wrestle, and he rips your favorite jeans by the seems.

2. A phrase used in excitement when no other words can be applied

1. (Billy and Jim are wrestling) "Dude! You're ripping my jeans!"
2. "Man this project sucks!" -Johnny

" Yeah, it's ripping jeans..." -Billy

by Yultzo March 24, 2011

Ripping the Enchilada

Similar to the phrase "popping the cherry", Ripping the Enchilada means to break a female's Hymen. Another way of saying to take a female's virginity. Ripping the Enchilada also implies a much more aggressive way of doing so, by ripping the Hymen in a violent manner.

Leonard: "I heard Tim was out ripping the enchilada last night."
Todd: "No way man. Really?"
Leonard: "Hell yeah man. Tim fucked the shit out of Becky!"
Todd: "Shit man. Becky ain't a virgin no more."

by Windex_Weekly February 12, 2020

thread raping

verb. To change the overall atmosphere of a comment thread, usually from insightful and calm to OMFG.

noun. The act of performing the verb.

"Did you see my post about the nuclear cat zombies? The comments were great, until everybody started thread raping it..."

"Nice thread raping going on over on his blog. I feel sorry for the guy.

by tonynuclear May 17, 2010