Quinch

Usually a quinch is another word for a dumbass. Just so happens their name is usually Orissa.
Also known as a piece of shit.

Orissa is a quinch.

by Long_Shlong69 September 16, 2023

Quichel

most beautiful girl in the world and has the biggest heart don't mess it up

Have you met quichel ?
No but i've heard about her

Yea she's the best

by Hatianbaby November 19, 2023

Quelching

The act of thinking about yourself masturbating until you ejaculate. No hands are used in this process.

"My favorite part about Quelching is the pounding headache I get afterward!"

by Dr. Butttarious-Farticus January 13, 2024

Quiche in the oven

When you don’t want to join someone else’s plan, you use this fake excuse to indicate you don’t want to come. First coined by Craig Brown.

“Sorry I can’t come tonight, I’ve got a quiche in the oven.”

by mintyfresh7 March 17, 2024

quelching

inserting ones penis so far that it is inserted through the anus and out of an object or animal

Quelching, to inserting ones penis so far that it is inserted through the anus and out of an object or animal
"c'mon son its time for the annual family hamster quelching trip!! :)"

by alpaca1930 June 14, 2024

Quichalam

Quichalam is the act of fishing for shit in homeless shelter urinals with your penile regional.

BD: "I just spent te entire weekend practicing quichalam"
Z: "Type shit on god! I needa get in on the quichalaming"
Sexford Bishop: "Is it aight if I quichalam before I put it in, tye shit"
Chooch: "I haven't even gotten an STD yet! This is the best"

by F3llerHaterZakinator December 13, 2024

Quilho

Synonym for "caralho" (cuss word in portuguese) or "colhão" (singular testicle in portuguese).
Used as a more niche way to mention nuts/balls.

Person 1 - "Bora ao Rouge Rive" (An invitation to go late night clubbing)

Person 2 - "Trinca-me os quilhos" (Meaning "Bite my nuts" conveying a resounding no)

Person 1 - "O Benfica perdeu contra o Casa Pia" (Person 2's beloved football team lost against the underdog)
Person 2 - "Foda-se que quilho" (Showing discontent, similar to "Oh balls/Well, shit")

by Wi Fudido February 11, 2025