Queef lorraine

A fanny fart that smells eggy, as in quiche lorraine but in this instance "Queef lorraine"

thats a queef lorraine if ever you laid one!

by mrspig July 13, 2010

Al Queda Squirrels

Squirrels trained by Osama Bin Laden to suicide bomb the transformers of America's educational systems

Kid: We got let out of skool early.

Dad: Why?

Kid: Al Queda Squirrels blew up the skools transformers.

by 11th Tier drummer August 26, 2009

Quiditch Queef

A queef whilst playing Quiditch

'I say, I let out a right corker of a Quiditch queef the other day in our match against Slytherin

by wagglingwilly May 8, 2010

Queef-B-Gone

A standard treatment of the vagina that, prevents queefs from occuring: usually applied as a cream, or jell like substance.

Ex: Sara Queefed so much, so she bought some Queef-B-Gone from the store to prevent vaginal farts.

Sara queefed too much, so she bought some Queef-B-Gone from the store to prevent vaginal farts.

by Dane AKA fuNkmaster Flex January 14, 2006

queef fetish

A sexual fetish for air dispelled from the vagina. Rhymes with "leaf lettuce." (Proper use is in restaurant work).

Chef: Hey get me a head of leaf lettuce!
Dishwasher: Queef fetish?
Chef: What the fuck?

by bingy9 April 8, 2010

Pelican queef

Same as a queef but with a hint of fish

(queef- a sound made by the expulsion of air from the vagina during or just after penetration)

She wanted me to go 'downtown' but after that Pelican queef no way!

by Jean Dom February 25, 2010

Queef Boxing

Beatboxing through one's private parts

Bennett is the king of queef boxing!

by sheselle June 25, 2010