Purple Crayon

Black dick

That white girl loves the purple crayon

by Hanleezy April 21, 2009

Purplicious

1. The state of liking purple to an extreme amount.
2. Surrounding your world with purple objects.

"Wow, her room is painted purple, her ipod case is purple, and she wears a lot of purple clothes. She must LOVE purple, shes SO Purplicious!

by <33Purplicious<33 January 11, 2009

Purple-shirted eye-stabber

The most cleverly disguised criminal in the history of the world. That is, the world created by Cyanide & Happiness.
Usually wears purple shirts, sometimes multiple as a disguise.

1: "Argh, the purple-shirted eye-stabber!"
2: "Relax dude, it's just a Halloween costume"
1: *leaves*
2: *Takes of purple shirt to reveal another purple shirt*

by NightWind November 8, 2010

purple gurp

The act of hitting the front brake handle too forcefully on a bicycle, causing the torso to slide forward and the scrotum to painfully smack the handlebar brace. After the pain subsides, the swelling and purple testicles become a reminder of this careless mistake.

Hahaha -- did you see Stanley just pull a purple gurp? Swear to god, he flew over the handlebars after smashing his sack!

by Droogie Toogie August 21, 2012

Purple shit

The aftermath of a McDonald’s meal. Too much micky d’s and you’ll have the case of the purple shits. Ronald’s face can fool you but he can’t skool you so get a salad you fat f*ck.

“I ate too much chicky nuggets Ima be sick!”
“Your gonna have a case of the purple shits fo sure!!!”

by Jon Harold the 3rd January 10, 2018

puredee

Thoroughgoing; complete & total; the real deal; absolute. Also referred to as pure-D.

It was puredee comedy.

by Hey Mrs. Parker December 6, 2018

purvaj

Hottest guy to be born. 100 percent playboy. If he loves you, then he’ll never leave you. Girls always flirt with him. He’s the most loving and funniest person you’ll ever meet. If you like him, don’t worry, you’re not the only one. He’s so easy to love and connect with. He’s such a player. But if he’s in a relationship with someone, then he’ll not talk or even look at other girls. He has the best character. He will take a bullet for his girl.

A girl: Omg he’s so hot.
Another girl: I know right, he’s such a Purvaj.

by Jdkksskennedbdbdj November 17, 2019