pony pumper

Someone who's job it is to masturbate horses for semen.

Did you hear about Tyler's new job? Yeah I heard he's a pony pumper. Yeah he loves it.

by notazure June 2, 2010

muff pumper

a male who engages in vaginal sex with a female.

Whats a muff pumper?

A muff's a pussy, and I pump them!

by ThaRealRickJames July 25, 2008

Pupped

1. A term relating to the act of having sex.

"Mind you, I might have pupped her myself before I went to Germany, but who could tell? And if she gave birth to something with red hair and a pug nose there was liable to be talk...."-Harry Flashman - "Flash for Freefrom"

by DCrack123 November 10, 2014

Possy Pumper

A rare and highly sought after aftermarket mod for cars which adds anywhere from 100-700 HP depending on number used (i.e. Single, Dual, Quadratic). Also see Tally Pipe

Dude my car hauls ass with it's new Quadratic Possy Pumpers and Dual Tally Pipes.

by MVC March 19, 2003

Pumpers

pumpers better than tumblers because pumpers like to pump

"Hey stop tumbling"
"Why?"
"Pumpers like to Pump!"
"But I'm a tumbler"
"PUMPERS BETTER THAN TUMBLERS!!!!"

by Edzo04 February 13, 2009

pumper

(n) Someone who posts on an internet message board in ardent and blind support of someone or something. Generally used for people posting on stock market message boards, and encouraging others to by the stock.

Beware the pumpers on the MSFT board.

by keyshaw June 3, 2004

Monkey Pumper

one who masturbates; one who jerks off; one who chokes one's chicken; one who strokes one's cork while massaging one's grapes

Employee1: Man, why is the boss such a jerk?!
Employee2: Ah, don't worry dude, he's just busin' your balls cause he's a monkey pumper.

by Drjerkle September 22, 2009