Ad Proximum Convivium

A Latin term meaning "on to the next party." The "V's" are pronounced as "W's" as per traditional Latin prononciation. (Ad proximum conwiwium)

Popularized by the Seattle-based radio show/podcast Too Beautiful to Live (TBTL).

TBTL just got cancelled as a radio show, but is still a podcast. Oh well, ad proximum convivium, I suppose.

by A Ten September 13, 2009

Proximity shag

One may travel many shag miles to have sex with the right person. However, some people are either fortunate enough to have their sexual partner nearby.

Others, though, may simply be lazy or unimaginative and find or remain with their sexual partner simply because they are close to er.. hand. This is a "proximity shag" (noun and verb).

A: We split up because he is too many shag miles away. You on the other hand...

B: ...live next door. That makes me a...

A: ... proximity shag.

B: I suddenly don't feel very special.

by Roo October 6, 2013

promyse

Very sexy ! Can never forget her . Very Beautiful. A courageous girl ! Who helps others . Has her own style . Smart & almost good at anything . She stands out .

Supper silly, can be rude at times when she Cares . Talented, ambitious but not greedy . Gives you the shirt off of her back. A perfect friend, You Can talk to her about anything . Very different, Cautious but far from afraid . Forgiving. Someone you can always count on. high sex drive, Goddess in bed . Rare and good when found . Loves to love & very honest . A True Queen . One of the best people you'll ever meet

She did it.. Oh that's so Promyse ! Crazy boomer

by Promyse May 27, 2018

proxending

The most evil, vile and the most heartless ending to a movie, story or game.

Wow, he did a proxending in Witcher 3. Even Gaunter O Dimm is afraid of him.

by funnyyellowdog December 21, 2021

Propylhexedrine

Propylhexedrine (PPX) is a chemical found in benzedrex inhalers. It's about 1/4 the strength of amphetamine. Propylhexedrine clears your nose. You can overinhale the benzedrex inhaler for a quick buzz. You don't eat the cotton because that would be stupid and the cotton could cause damage. Instead, you mix either vinegar or lime juice with water and add the cotton (after opening the container for the cotton). You squeeze the cotton. You add cooking oil to get rid of the lavender and menthol into the oil layer. You get a ziploc bag and cut a small hole on the side(a separatory funnel works better). You drain the liquid watery layer and throw away the oily lavender menthol layer. Then you have 250mg of Propylhexedrine citrate or acetate in water ready to drink and enjoy. It's a stimulant and nasal decongestant that gives you mood lift and energy but has adrenergic side effects like fast heartrate and sometimes anxiety and sweating. Propylhexedrine has a nasty crash. Amphetamine is better and cleaner. Propylhexedrine is still good though. In the past, there used to be benzedrine inhalers with amphetamine. Now, there's benzedrex inhalers with propylhexedrine. The high last 3 to 7 hours and the residual energy last a few more hours and then comes the crash with insomnia and no longer feeling high or buzzed.

I took 250mg Propylhexedrine and it was awesome!

by HawaiianPunch1 August 2, 2021

proximity puss

The action that results in having a roommate that is either extremely attractive or plays for a school's football team, and picking up the woman who hang around him that he doesnt want.

Dude, my roommate brings the hottest girls to our apartment. I'm bound to get some proximity puss

by captb3a July 28, 2010

Proximity Chat

The cause of anger, the cause of raging, the cause of every bad thing that has happened in the gaming community.

Gamer 1 "Kill gamer 2"
Gamer 2 "YOU BAD MOTHER FUCKER YOUR SO BAD SPAMMING EXPLOSIVES JUST GARBAGE"
Gamer 1" your momma"
Gamer 2 " Imagine being a search dog on the urban dictionary website searching up mom jokes "
Gamer 1" Imagine getting mad at a game that uses proximity chat"

by ErErErErxDxDxDxD October 18, 2020