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poop protection 

A person who never wipes their ass so they dont get raped in jail.
Man i didnt wanna rape jon because he had poop protection so i raped bill instead cause he didnt.

Lesbian Protector 

A typically male person who looks out for, cares for, and protects their lesbian friends.
They're not dating, he's just her lesbian protector.

protesturbator 

n. a person who likes to frequently participate in demonstrations in order to feel good about advocating some issue without really doing anything impacting
Geez! Those protesturbators have signs covering their walls from every rally they've been to.
protesturbator by V4V December 19, 2008

submarine protestant 

A Christian/Protestant churchgoer who only surfaces for church services on Christmas or Easter.
Bob finally showed up at church last Easter Sunday. He is a submarine protestant!
submarine protestant by John Mulshine September 17, 2007

proteslave 

An intern, but their supervisors call them a "protege" whom they "mentor". Despite being called a protege, they mainly still get grunt work and office slave labor.
Intern: Here are your 3000 photocopies, sir.
Boss: Oh thank you.
*intern leaves*
Boss proudly says to friend: That's my "protege".
Friend: More like your "proteslave".
proteslave by iplant October 3, 2008

Protected veteran 

A Veteran who has once served in the armed forces of this great country . The United States of America. Defends the people (civilians) if the gov't, decided to ever over through the American Citizens who I myself have raised my right hand and served. If that's not love, idk what is. In the army, there was no black,white and purple. There was only Green.HOOAH!!!!! Roger That.Out
Protected Veteran..
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Protected veteran by Combat Veteran February 21, 2017