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Postal Dude

A really fucking cool guy from the game series "Postal", he also wants you or your surviving family members to sign his petition.
Postal Dude: Would you please sign my petition?

Loser: no fuck off postal dude

Postal Dude: You gotta be fucking kidding me. (kills the loser)
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Post coital glow (PCG)

After coitus glow from the rush of blood to one's face. A sense of satiation after an overtly unreal orgasm(s).
Dude, the only reason she finds him hot is because of his post coital glow (PCG).

High Priestess: Jesus might be all that, but he got the post coital glow(PCG) going for him at the the *last supper*.
by nuclearcabbage September 11, 2023
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Boat Post

When someone anonymously creates an ad on Craigslist advertising that the poster lives in a large metropolitan area and has a free (or very cheap) boat that they've recently inherited and are desperate to get rid of ASAP.

The ad goes on to say that they don't respond to email, but to call any time - and lists the victim's cell phone number as the contact.

It's best to when the ad is posted very early in the morning, thus guaranteeing a daylong swarm of boat related calls, sometimes carrying over into the following days.
Classic Boat Post scenario:

4:30AM *Victim's cell phone rings*

Caller: "Hey, I'm calling about the boat you've got listed on Craigslist."

Victim: "Look, I don't know what the hell is going on, but I don't have a boat, ok? Someone must have pranked me."

Caller: "Oh... Wow that sucks. So, do you still have the boat?"

Victim: *Hangs up in frustration*

Repeat 100+ more times throughout the day
by DoritosLocosRancheros6969 April 3, 2012
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Post-Vegas Depression syndrome

The condition that is felt upon returning from a Las Vegas vacation back to real life. Usually lasts 4-5 days. Symptoms include staying in bed all day, heavy drinking by yourself, and attempts to book future visits in the near future. Productivity at work goes down the toilet...
Man that Vegas trip was great, but I think I'm suffering from Post-Vegas Depression syndrome.
by Dirty Vegas July 21, 2005
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post nut clarity

the immediate clearness of one’s mind and/or soberness an individual gains after busting a nut causing the excess testosterone to leave one’s body, thus one's mind is no longer clouded by the evolutionary need to fuck everything that moves for a few minutes.
Person 1: Wow I think I just invented time travel.
Person 2: Should have been your post nut clarity.
by doublechinsalad December 29, 2020
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post cum

the trickle of spunk that seeps out following a man ejaculating
gimme a paper towel my boxers are damp wi post cum
by miss kinky April 30, 2008
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prostinot

A prostinot is a younger female, who dresses like a prostitute, but is not very attractive. This word derives from the term prostitot which is a young female that dresses provocatively.
Guy 1: Man, check out those prostitutes!

Guy 2: Nah man, their young, their prostitots!

Guy 3: Nah bro! Their ugly too, more like a prostinot!
by EriXutton September 3, 2010
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