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Pepperoni Promise

A promise that you know will not be kept.

Origin: Running into an old friend at the pizza place after the bar and telling them you would call them sometime, knowing that you have no real intention to do so.
That will never happen; it was a pepperoni promise.
by lucreamer February 22, 2010
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Penis Promise

When two men wrap they're dicks together and make a promise
Do you penis promise you won't fuck the dog anymore?
by big hairy nutsack 3 August 18, 2019
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pussy on the premises

Living with a girl such that sex is readily available
Dag yo, you livin' with Hannah? Man you got pussy on the premises!
by stayGreazy March 14, 2011
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promise ring

A ring given by a teenaged boy to hide his infidelities
Sally: "You're cheating on me....I know it!!"
John: "Baby, I love you and to prove my love I want you to have this promise ring. Now everyone will know that I love you."
Sally: "Ohh, John!! I love you too. I have to go make this my facebook status, and call my BFF Susie"
John: "Ok baby...call me later."
John: "Hey Susie, its John....she doesn't suspect a thing. I'm on my way...."
Susie: "I can't wait, me so horny...."
Sally: "Susie, guess what? John just gave me a promise ring!!! He loves me, and I was way off about him cheating on me."
by JoNate F December 28, 2007
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promise heaven, deliver hell

Mariage holds the promise of heaven but delivers hell.
Before:I can't wait till we get married,and can spend all our time together, I love you so much!
^promise heaven, deliver hell>
After:Leave me alone asshole, no sex!! I only want your paycheck and for you to clean my house.do what I say or I will deliver hell!!!!!

Enough said!
by HOSDOG January 6, 2009
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florida promise

a verbal agreement made by a floridian, which is usually not kept.
jon made a florida promise, and did not show up.
by chris artis September 28, 2007
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promised land

the state of reaching an orgasm, take me to the promised land
I have been to the mountaintop and I have seen the promised land, I may not get there with you...

He had his tongue all in there and he was workin' it and workin' and and he took me to the promised land.
by elvette July 20, 2006
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