premedicated crime

A "big no-no" dat was committed due to da perpetrator's being spaced out on pharmaceuticals at da time.

Da "Twinkie defense" wouldn't work as an excuse for committing a premedicated crime, since candy isn't a prescribed drug. That reasoning doesn't make a bit of sense, does it? Well, cut me some slack --- as Gary Larson said in an ultra-absurdly "far-out" drawing in his "The Far Side" comic strip, "It was late and I was tired" when I composed this one. :P

by QuacksO October 11, 2023

primed

To prime someone is when you send (sometimes spam) someone with one or more images of the prime drink, usually to someone who dislikes the drink.

Person 1: prime.png
Person 2: Man, i got primed 💀

by cqvyz November 17, 2023

Promettus

Looksmaxxing term referring to body shape and physique. A good/high promettus means you are fit, and a bad/low promettus means the opposite.

"Your promettus is goated G"

"Cheers mate"

by usingslang655 April 14, 2024

Propedor

A pedophile professor

Here goes our propedor.

by Skribl May 10, 2024

promethoes

A divine promise.

he asked for her hand, upon receiving it, he asked promethoes?

by Ixeklegein May 22, 2024

Promethean Taint Tickle

The act of setting fire to your dingleberries thereby giving a somewhat pleasurable tickling sensation to your taint.

Person 1: I can flicker good for 6.3 seconds

Person 2: oh yeah well I can promethean taint tickle for 2 whole seconds

Person 1: what the fuck is promethean taint tickling???

by Goon goddess May 26, 2024

Primed Disappointment

Can be used to describe anything (product, video game, TV show, etc.) that gets so overhyped but ends up flopping after release because it didn't live up to said hype.

"Y'all remember Anthem? Some primed disappointment, that was."

by UhnutherDude September 9, 2024