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pooftastic

adj.

Impressively poofy. Can be positive or negative, depending on tone of speech.
Her hair is totally pooftastic!
by Vface July 18, 2007
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profalactives

Condoms. What you wrap your wacker with.
Retard 1: Dude! She totally wants me.
Retard 2: She's been everywhere. Better use your profalactives.
by iNella December 29, 2008
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Poofta mate

Aussie saying to inform Simone that they're A total gay cunt
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proctor people

Proctor people; A group mostly in southern Maryland (la plata) that some are considered inbred because they all have the same complexion (light,fair, yellow) and the last name. Proctors comment marry Proctors.(Not so common anymore.)
Proctor People have lived in southern Maryland and it has been said that they derive from in breeding.
by Rjgotswag December 13, 2018
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aliana proctor

aliana is literally the funniest person ever like what the heck is wrong with her shes just born funny like right when she arrived on this earth she said a joke and everyone started laughing and she makes everyone so happy like everyone wants to be aliana period
OMG IS THAT ALIANA PROCTOR THEE GREAT !
fran: OMG YEAH SOTP SHES SO AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: i know stop it
by alianathebestpersonever May 25, 2022
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poofter

A Derogatory Put Down Or Homo! British Slang!
Thadius the Australian is a Poofter cos he thinks its an Ozz word ,Its Not,Only Aboriginal words are Ozz the rest of their language was shipped down there with our Convicts!
Stop Being Such a Poofter!
by Aye Yer Maw April 14, 2006
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Poofta

N. One who is a faggot, gay, or enjoys the company (especially in the anus) of other men. Frequently enjoys the thrusting of the male genetalia into his own or anothers anus. A male who listens to Celine Dion (for pleasure) and dyes his hair blue can be and should be considered a poofta. Also, one who dresses in the manner characterized by Elton John, and/or The Village People.
Peterson is such a poofta.

P.1 Hey what's that man doing dressed like Elton John?
P.2 Probably trying to impress the man dressed like The Village people.
P.2 Pooftas.
by Poofta Hunter 2000 May 21, 2006
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