Professor Michael Prince

The Dark Lord himself, he who shall not be named. He is rarely wrong, except while grading. Uses dice to randomly determine how many points to take off. If you say his catchphrase "It Depends" 3 times, he will appear. Teaches the infamous best class you will never want to take again.

Guy: "Where do you want to go"
Girl: "Idk, it depends"
Guy: "Be careful! You don't want to summon Professor Michael Prince. He might fuck up your GPA again"

by Professor Next April 25, 2019

blacktop professor

court preacher. drops knowledge without being asked. unexpected source of wisdom. not an actual professor.

see also: couch professor

"blacktop professor coming in with the 3" (good advice)
can also be used as an insult, if the advice is annoying

"blacktop professor: cut the shit"

by throwstones January 25, 2021

Professor Pete

The gay cat from toontown/j
Yes this information was received by playing a fangan of toontown

Someone:Yo Professor Pete gay fr
Something:who asked

by ThePersonInYourHouse November 1, 2022

That’s Professor

Meaning someone is saying or teaching something that you believe is right or the correct way to think.

“Man, did you hear what the speaker at the protest was saying?”

“Yeah, that’s professor.”

by RussianBae October 20, 2022

Professor X

A man who looses sensation in their legs as a result of sitting on the toilet for too long.

Hey, did you hear about Travis? He professor X’ed himself because fell asleep while taking a shit.

by Chase77 August 12, 2018

Professor Brown

A teacher or professor who twist facts and tries to push their opinions as fact. They tend to have huge egos and little intelligence. They get upset when students prove they are smarter than them. I call the Brown because their full of shit.

I totally have a professor brown this semester and I am afraid he might fail me because I corrected his miss informed facts in front of the class.

by Zendalia February 18, 2017

Professor B

I well knowledgeable person, wise and knows how to do almost everything. Very loyal and dedicated. All Professors are handsome, with great looks an speak with confidence.

Who are you, My names Professor B an you are?

Yo look its Professor B!

This is a house of learning doctors, No my names Professor B an I'm here to teach!

by The Dr. PB August 18, 2013