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bullshit profession

A paid job, career, area of expertise, or walk of life that is completely useless both to society and to ones self, in any reasonably rational sense.
UFO videographer is the most bullshit profession ever.
by paul andrews September 13, 2006
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Profe

A professor, or teacher, that speaks mostly English; and, teaches Spanish to his/her students. All of these teachers are the same, and come from the same biological background. They profess their love for Don Quixote, 8 week journeys through Spain, and the Chicago Cubs. They are often known to play music during class.
Mi profe escucha a la música de AC/DC ayer.

I have to read Don Quixote because my Profe is obsessed with it.
by boogerdance August 26, 2018
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professexual

Someone who has a serious tendency to be attracted to authority figures, particularly people in positions of major power like professors, government officials, people who are called professionals everyday. They start off liking them because of the power those people seem to have and gradually it becomes more about the person and less about the power.
Sorry you're just not my type, I'm a professexual.
by pelk8103 July 6, 2011
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Professional vibe

That vibe that only managers and people with positions above them give off that let others know they are in a position of power. This is usually recognized when they check on you for no apparent reason.
"A random employee just randomly asked me if I was doing alright while I was walking to my table. Total professional vibe."
by KanuhaK July 30, 2016
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Professional Napper

When you are very skilled at the art of napping that you can fall asleep any time of the day or night.
Did you see him?? He can fall asleep any time!! Definitely a professional napper.
by pablowisdom September 10, 2016
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professionalismness

Describes anger, but used to avoid admitting anger.
No, you cannot paint anger on me. I was trying to keep my professionalismness in and make sure that I speak out.
by RealPetrek March 30, 2021
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Professional White Woman

A female social media influencer who has seemingly endless financial resources despite having no discernable skills or qualities other than being attractive.

Typically they can be found in the form of an Instagram model or yoga instructor originating from the central United States (almost always teaching abroad.) Their beliefs tend to be an amalgamized Americanization of various East-Asian cultures which they themselves believe to be a living embodiment of. (This is only elevated if they experiment with psychedelics.) Don't expect them to give any thought to any sort of cultural appropriation because they have already appointed themselves as an exemption. They also see themselves as the white savoir to any foreign land they visit.

Their behavior leans towards them being far more in touch with the universe than the average person. If you have a piece of art or a quote they like, be prepared for an uncredited repost which will result in more likes and views than your "normy" account could dream of. Story posts tend to be about "gratitude" or how enlightened they are about the world around them.

Do not mistake them with a Karen as Professional White Women (or PWWs) are usually more on the mellow side. However, with declines in followers and age they are known to evolve into a Karens as their entitlement goes ungratified.
Jeremiah: "Whatever happened to Hanna from high school?"
Becky: "She's a Professional White Woman now."
Jeremiah: "What the hell does that mean?"
Becky: "She's like a social media influencer, but worse."
Jeremiah: "Must be nice to be hot for a living."
by J. Gyll June 4, 2021
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