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procaccini

The fiercest Italian mafia family Europe has ever seen. Commonly seen as quiet people, but once a Procaccini is gotten to be known, one is able to see their masked inner malicious brutality.
Hunter Procaccini loves Olivia Mubarek
by Skywattle February 16, 2017
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process snake

The "process snake" is a term which describes the insidious impact functionalisation has in large organisations. Functionalisation is often introduced to improve internal efficiency and is based on the idea of grouping certain skills and expertise in certain areas.

The downside is that organisations find they are unable to resolve queries quickly as they have multiple teams that are co-dependent on each other, yet each team has different priorities and does not have sight of the big picture.

The process snake is not normally deliberately created. It starts small, in one team or area, before eventually wrapping itself across every department in a company. It essentially deceives the organisation in to believing they will benefit, but ultimately ends up creating a complex set of inter-dependant steps that no single person in the organisation has the authority to change.
"I cannot find an owner of this process snake"
"This process snake is so slippery, I don't see how we will every bring more collaboration to the team"

"I wouldn't touch that process snake. It's so large now you'll just get bitten trying to make an improvement"
by crazydogpaw November 14, 2017
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procaffeinative

Person who use delay or postpone action; put off doing something until you've had coffee.
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*I put the 'pro' in procaffeinative
My brother behaves filthy and procaffinative at mornings.
by J.Agman November 30, 2017
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procality

A false reality that feels like an endless dream.
DJ: why does it feel like i can't wakeup?

Wolf: because we put you in a procality to figure out what you truly want to do in reality
by Procality December 12, 2017
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Proccie

The type of guy that would last 5 seconds max inside any female.

2/10's included.
He almost prefers 2/10 chicks because they're so easy
Damo: Oi I heard callum got with that gross bianca chick at that gig last night
Steve: Yeah he's a fuckin' proccie if I've ever seen one
by Eruptzy June 3, 2018
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processed dick

The variant of vienna sausage that is ground up and attached to the male genitals.
He has a processed dick.
by shadow definer 666 February 18, 2018
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Processed Cheese

When Canadians eat/see American cheese it is known as "Processed Cheese"
Eww get that "Processed Cheese" away from me
by What is YOUR handle?! October 4, 2018
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