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Procrasturbate

Comes from the words "procrastinate" and "masturbate". The act of masturbation as a form of procrastination.
Professor I know I was supposed to write you a reasearch paper last night, but all I could do was procrasturbate!
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Procrasturbate

Procrastinating, but masturbating while doing so.
"Did you do your homework?"
"No, I was up all night Procrasturbating"
"Oh."
"I like to Procrasturbate too. In fact, that's what I was doing."
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Procrasturbating

Taking procrastination to the next level and avoiding a specific task or situation by masturbating instead.
Instead of completing her essay, Lauren spent the afternoon procrasturbating.
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