Procrasturbating

Taking procrastination to the next level and avoiding a specific task or situation by masturbating instead.

Instead of completing her essay, Lauren spent the afternoon procrasturbating.

by Quadzilla333 January 5, 2022

procrasturbate

Procrasturbate : the act of masturbating while procrastinating.

Alfred: bro, although I have major test tomorrow, I can't help but procrasturbate.

by pennyworth December 15, 2014

procrasturbation

When you have stuff to be doing, but you masturbate instead of doing that

I had so much work to do, but instead, I had a session of procrasturbation

by Jstuie13 May 19, 2016