Other Game Problem

When you move from playing one online game to play another online and you are trying to brush off your playing style from the previous game that is interfering with your current game.

Team Player 1: Darn it, I fell for that trap. Need a respawn
Team Player 2: You were running circles around these noobs yesterday bro whats up?
Team Player 3: I got you in a sec fam, hang tight.
Team Player 1: Sorry peeps, I am recovering from another game. Played that new game that got released yesterday all day and still not over it
Team Player 2: Other Game Problem? all good, you gonna die a few times. Best practice is on the field I guess.

by exterminator2100 August 11, 2020

What's your problem idiot?

Never put uranium or some shit in coffee

What's your problem idiot?

Life is an endless abyss with no purpose... We are all born to slave away for nothing and then we die in complete agoney forever

Listen here Bob

There is a robot destroying the crap cit- *laughs*

There is a robot destroying the crap city.

BOB!

by Sebby294 May 8, 2021

Common denominator problems

When someone complains about how bad something is, so they substitute it for another thing they believe is good, only to complain how bad it is almost immediately after the substitution. The individual making the complaint has no self awareness and therefore doesn't realise they are the problem and the things they claim are bad, probably aren't.

Example 1:

A woman is bored of sex with her husband, so she divorces him and finds a new and exciting man to have sex with. Then she realises the sex is boring and repeats only to find the sex is still boring. It is likely she just sucks at sex.

Example 2:

A man is frustrated with the demands of his job and quits after a year taking on a similar job elsewhere believing it will be better only to realise that he is frustrated with the demands of his new role. He then repeats this, when in likelihood, he just sucks at managing his workload.

Joe: "man, Bill always complains that the women in this city give bad head"
Steve: "maybe Bill is the problem?"
Joe: "how so?"
Steve: "Common denominator problems, my guy. He probably just has a numb dick"

by Souper Rare October 13, 2023

problemtunity

An offer presented to an employee, usually by a manager, which is an unwanted task outside the scope of the employee's normal job function that will cause much confusion and anxiety and never reward him the recognition he deserves anyway.

"Ron, are you busy? I need your help with something...I have a problemtunity, if you will..."

by Ron Crawley May 15, 2006

seafood problems

When you have crabs it is also known as having seafood problems.

That boy is scratching so hard down there, I think he has seafood problems.

by Devin September 28, 2004

Ghost Problems

When a user encounters a completely illogical and unexplainable problem on their computer.

Jhype: "Damn"
Sabre: "Ghost problems again?"
Jhype: "I swear that I encounter more ghost problems than anyone in the world"

by Jhype April 29, 2014

You problem

A problem that doesn't not effect me or my peers, and issues that must be solved by the person(s) involved

"I need a ride to work" well that sounds like a you problem

by the original simpy40 January 27, 2017